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a puppy. Name it KB

f-d, what the hell should i get my wife for our first anniversary? i didn't get her anything for the wedding, and she got me some stuff, and she was rot too happy with me.

so she's expecting something good. sans jewerely, what are my options?

The traditional gift for the first anniversary is "paper", so I'd find a creative way to give her paper.

She should be impressed that you know the first anniversary is supposed to include a paper gift and you have a world of options (tickets to something, for instances).

The traditional gratitude is expressed by drinking wine and letting you do stuff to her.

What is the sweetest thing you've done for a wife / girlfriend?

Married her. I'm hilarious, have killer abs, and could probably be great at karate if I applied myself.

If I never bought or received another gift in my life I'd be a slightly happier man.

Flesh, it's times like this when guys like me are happy we don't even know our partner's last name until the 3rd or 4th time we hook up.

Super.



And I totally agree, Zak.

FD (or anyone else) - wife's about to have a baby and she's taking the midwife approach.

I'm not a drinking man, but how much am I going to have to down to get through it?

I remember watching a video of a birth in a high school class. It was a french chick and her pussy was a hairy as Burt Reynolds' chest.

Gross lookin

Bass, I know nothing about children, so i'm OUT.

EAG, did you know you were into twinks at that point, or was that a watershed moment for you?

I think at that point in my life I had a feeling that there may be a 50/50 chance that I might be bisexual.

The first kid is a blur bass. It was almost a dream like experience because you really don't know what to fully expect. You try to be supportive but soon realize how completely useless you are during this event.

From the second one on, you pack a hero sandwich and try to position yourself in a good view of the television.

Well, we went to a birthing class and the video we saw, the woman looked afterwards like she shot a cannonball from down there.

The first one is was adopted; this is the first childbirth.

If I never bought or received another gift in my life I'd be a slightly happier man.

truer words never spoken. though i like getting money.

f-d, thanks for the paper gift idea. dino, nice thought, not gonna work in this situation, though.

and i don't want to waste "KB" on a dog. that name is already penciled in for our first-born.

the woman looked afterwards like she shot a cannonball from down there.

Well yeah.

And don't expect to be allowed near that region anytime soon after the cannon fires...

I guess it's made worse by not punching clowns...

bass, seriously, now is the time to break your hand-hyman.

i don't know how you make it 48 hours.

You mean people do it like 3-4 times a week?

I'm really not joking; I have no idea about all this.

I'm doing it right now.

BTW, nice new facebook pics, flesh

ntf.

bass, on a slow week.

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