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Stole this idea from another forum.

Write a letter to a member here.

I’ll start:

Dear GG B,
Stop trying to man it up by calling it Rumple. Face reality and realize you are domesticated, peppermint schnapps drinkin’, bald headed, racist fruity man!

PS. The POA bartenders you hit on think you are creepy.

NEXT

Damn Glenn you gonna take that?

Dear troll in teal clothing,

Yes there are plenty of women in this world who can kick your ass. Yes it is classless, not to mention unhealthy, to reduce a wedding gift because you weren’t given ample amounts of free alcohol.

Kudos however to the fact that 80% of what you post id funny as shit!

Hugs and kisses.

Dear Munchdaddy,

If you start a thread and more than 1/2 the posts in it are yours, it's not a thread. It's a blog.

Best regards,

Dino727

Interesting concept.

It can only turn out well

Dear Me,

Stop refreshing the screen and giggling as you wait for a liqoured up Glenn to post his retort.

It's sad.

Munchdaddy

KB,

I am not FB. I know you think I am but trust me I am not.

Love,

NEAG

Dear EAG,

For your baby, to which I'm carrying.

Love always,

Mama McNabb

Momma,

Another out of wedlock birth? What's wrong with YOU PEOPLE?

Love,

NEAG

EAG,

They can say anything they want, but when they put their hands on me...then I got somethin' for 'em.

Mama

Dear f-d,

Do strikeouts turn you on as much as they do me?

Love,

KB

Dear Chase Utley,

I know you were slowed by injuries this year, but failing to strikeout 100 times cost the team dramatically.

With men on, it's your job to either come up with a clutch hit or whiff to prevent a double play. If you are in mid-swing and fear it's going to be a sharp grounder rather than a double into the gap, just check your swing, take the called strike 3, and sit down knowing you just electrified the clubhouse with a DPA!

Also, if you've seen my 1999 Seattle Yellow Pages, please return it to my office. I need to do some shopping for arms in the off-season and most of the guys I'm interested in aren't available through standard major league channels/no longer have agents.

Pat

Dear GGB,
In response to your request from the letter you sent me, I must say no.
I personally believe that US Americans don’t have taffy. I believe that our government such as South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere such as has lots of taffy. I personally feel that these such as taffy should not be kept on laps. They should be free so we should be able to build up our future for our children.

So like no… I can’t come over and play with your lap taffy.

Miss Teen South Carolina

Dear Munch,

It's a shame that "comedy" is not like baseball, or KB would start your Hall of Fame Candidacy immediately.


GGB

NTF

NTFF

Dear GGB,

Weak

You can do better

Munch

Dear Laveranues Coles & Benjamin Watson,

Please get better. I need youze to start this weekend.

signed,
funky49
Team Manager of Bubbles

Dear Xbox 360,

I miss you, but I'll be home soon.

Love,
Me

Dear Supah 5,

You have cut off the terrorist beard, stopped with the pedophile Wacko Jacko dances and limited your Momma blogs to a minimum. Now can you please try to avoid pick 6's to fat dough boy Roy Williams and holding onto the ball too long this weekend?

Thanks a bunch,

TheHulk_NJ

P.S- My friend F-dallas said he would love a Supah 5 hoodie- Large. Holla!

Dear Dsly-

Why dontchya come back
Please hurry
why dontchya come back
please hurry

come back and stay
for
good
this time

come back and stay
for
good
this time.

Dear t-saints fan,


No, that was not the Beatles, it was Paul Young.


As always,


GGB

Dear KB's Xbox 360,

He doesn't treat you like I would. I have an Xbox at home, but she doesn't appreciate me. Ever since I bought her, she's been freezing me out and being a cuntface.

I'd never talk to you that way, baby. I'd take care of you for ever and ever (or until an Xbox 720 saunters by).

Just come home with me.

FD

GGB- nice.

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