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Songs, movies, religious text, politicians, philosophers, etc....share your favorite word groupings.


To start:

“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider.”

--George Carlin

"They say compassion is a virtue, but I haven't got the TIME".


Talking Heads.

"There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on -
shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again."

– President Bush in Tennessee, 2002

"I believe in this; it's been tested by research--
He who fucks nuns will later join the church"


-Clash 'Death or Glory'

"My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry."

glen quagmire

"Sometimes irony can be pretty ironic"

- Lt. Frank Drebin

"Welcome to Dumpville, population You!"
-Homer J. Simpson

"there's always money in the banana stand"

- george bluth

amygdala...I SWEAR I was going to write that same quote. that's freaky.

"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff."

Britney Spears

"I have two weapons: My legs, my arms and my brain."

Michael Vick

"We're the team to beat in the NL East".

-Jimmy Rollins, 2007

Boney's high on china white, Shorty found a punk
Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk
Well this stuff'll prob'ly kill you, let's do another line
What you say you meet me down on Heartattack and Vine

--Tom Waits.

"I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!" - Rodney Dangerfield

"Being president is like being a jackass caught in a storm. You just have to stand there and take it"

"If two people agree completely, then one of them isn't thinking".

Lyndon B Johnson

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

And here's one that Andy Reid needs to read:

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

-Albert Einstein

My new favorite quote was just uttered by a sales rep in my office:

"Is today a holiday for Canada also?"

"It's Britney, bitch"

Gives me chills everytime.

Dino, I think today is Family Day in Canada. At least in some of the provinces. My Canadian customer wasn't too clear.

The only thing lamer than a holiday for presidents is a holiday for Canadian families.

Looks like the joke's on you, eh Dino?

It would appear that way, yes.

Wow, MLK day in Janury and a holiday for Canadians in February. Bartenders and waitresses must be short on their rent in February and March every year.

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