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pork and beans!

Two words: Gold Standard.

"New Design Coming 2007"






I figured I'd bust my own balls before one of you guys do.

"New Design Coming 2007"

As long as they continue to drag their feet on the production of flying cars and hoverboards, I have bigger fish to fry.

We owe you one. Philadelphia 76ers - 1977 / 1978

Philadelphia, City of Champions - circa 1980

Yes we can. Dave Cash.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the Flyers are going to win the Stanley Cup!”
Gene Hart 1974

He hit the fucking post!
Don Earl

And the captain of the Philadelphia 76ers Number 6, Julius Errrrrrving!!!
David Zinkoff

McNabb rolling, he's looking, looking, looking, he throwing deep down field! And it's incomplete. INCOMPLETE!
Merrill Reese

"I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, I'm amphibious".
-Charles Shackleford, NC State '84-'88, and ex 76'er

I thought that was dribble, IMS

Oh yeah, and as I'm currently in Ottawa, it is indeed Family Day in Canada. Apparently, according to the morning news up here, it's not a national holiday yet, but they're trying to introduce a bill to make it one, since families, "are under so much stress and pressure these days."

What a load of crap, eh?

Family Day in Ontario, that is. It's not in all provinces yet, hence the push for the bill.

"When you try to please everyone, you end up pleasing no one."

This thread is begging for some Bob Dylan:


Oh, what'll you do now, my blue-eyed son?
And, what'll you do now, my darling young one?
I'm a-goin' back out 'fore the rain starts a-fallin',
I'll walk to the depths of the deepest dark forest,
Where the people are many and their hands are all empty,
Where the pellets of poison are flooding their waters,
Where the home in the valley meets the damp dirty prison,
Where the executioner's face is always well hidden,
Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten,
Where black is the color, where none is the number,
And I'll tell it and speak it and think it and breathe it,
And reflect it from the mountain so all souls can see it,
Then I'll stand on the ocean until I start sinkin',
But I'll know my song well before I start singin',
And it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard,
It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall.

That's Edie Brickell.

Thanks SZR for putting up the lyrics- I can never understand what that muther is saying-he sounds like my grandma after she's taken her meds

Sarge,
Not dribble, but shoot! He said it to a reporter after the game when he made a left handed shot under the basket to win a game for NC State.

IMS, you sure that quote was not made in reference to having slept on his arm on a flight or something....that's the way I remember it....

Can't find anything to that effect anywhere now though, of course. I swear I had read that somewhere. Anyway, I use that quote all the time and NOBODY gets it, they all come back with the smarmy "Don't you mean ambidextrous???". No, I did not, you moron, I was quoting someone.

....who was a moron....

How much would you charge to haunt a cave? - Shemp Howard

Give me another drink I can still her face. - Larry Fine

She was bred in old Kentucky
But she’s only a crumb up here
She’s knock-kneed and double-jointed
With a cauliflower ear
Someday we shall be married
And if vegetable get too dear
I’ll cut myself a nice big slice
Of her cauliflower ear
Cause that ain’t rationed...
Curly Howard


CURLY: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You said you were gonna divide everything equal!

MOE: Oh, ungrateful, eh?

CURLY: Yeah!

MOE: We get a half a slice of ham and a half an egg apiece. You get a whole bone and a whole eggshell, and you’re squawkin’!

CURLY: I’m sorry, Moe. Gee, you fellas are swell to me.

MOE: That’s more like it!

What, no Shemp?

He was the REAL BRAINS behind that outfit

GGB,
From Wiki....
Charles Shackleford
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Charles Edward Shackleford (born April 22, 1966 in Kinston, North Carolina) is an American former professional basketball player.

Shackleford played collegiate basketball at North Carolina State University. He was selected by the New Jersey Nets in the 2nd round (32nd overall pick) of the 1988 NBA Draft. He played in six NBA seasons as a forward-center for the Nets, Philadelphia 76ers, Minnesota Timberwolves and Charlotte Hornets. Shackleford's best year as a pro came during the 1989-1990 NBA season when he averaged 8.2 points per game in 70 games for the Nets.

Shackleford is sometimes remembered for telling a reporter after an NC State basketball game that "I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, I'm amphibious".

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