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Um...Bruce Wayne was head over heals for that troll Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Superwoman would no doubt have super sex appeal and give Miyagi-Do a crippling boner (if he's even straight).

b/c superwomen have super emotions. she probably fell in love with, and hated batman all at the same time, and in her confusion, lost


Well, yeah- she was like Catwoman in that way- but when it came to them fighting, she could have finished him much easier than Catwoman.

We're talking about "superpowers" vs. "gadgets"


Batman beating Catwoman?= believable

Batman beating Superwoman?= nonsense

This thread is currently like a wing-bowl style competition between Superman and Batman to see who can eat the most ham sandwiches in the sense that all of you are the gay.

NTFF!

This is for Fred:

My cousin married a really trashy racist guy. Imagine my delight when, on Xmas Eve, I went to my aunt's to find out that two of my cousins' kids have black boyfriends

Batman is a normal person with no powers. Superman lifted a car as a toddler (and not in the youtube video "hoot rat" sense).

Case closed

How long before they're on Maury?

I wouldn't be surprised if it's already been on TV

KeithByars

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3/4/2010 4:09 PM





He's so secure in his overall dominance he could save the world and kick batman's ass in a schoolgirl outfit if he felt like it








Wait, i thought you agreed with my explanation (round about as it was) how it could be that Bats could beat SuperMo?

It was in a thread about a year ago, and ended with Chicklet saying "stay away ladies- he's all mine"

summary, please?

i think it's been f-d/me vs you/bass in each one can remember

I'm just so glad this topic is being revisited!

This is for Fred:

My cousin married a really trashy racist guy. Imagine my delight when, on Xmas Eve, I went to my aunt's to find out that two of my cousins' kids have black boyfriends


I have a confession.


I was almost ready to get married- and "the family" got in the way.

I imagine its funny in a general sense, but I have been "not amused" at racism in any of its forms.


Getting back to the video, though- it was cool- cause Martian Manhunter and the President's daughter fell in love- "White girl falls in love with Illegal Alien"


sweet

Remember when Chelsea Clinton got engaged to BatBoy?

Hmmm- Im not saying that you felt Bats would win outright, just that you saw my logic.


And Bass has kept that flame alive out here much moreso than I, who'll answer FD's poignant posts scattered here and there, usually in funny ways- but in all honesty- I know that if BOTH things existed- Obviously Supermo has the upper hand.

Thats why he is so hateable- cos he has 1 true weakness and its lame-o.

I only crafted an argument for Batman winning cos, well, I guess I like to argue sometimes.

Plus, i think my argument i put forth wasnt terrible.

I imagine its funny in a general sense, but I have been "not amused" at racism in any of its forms.

It's funny b/c he'll never say/do anything about it. He'll quietly stew and his insides will slowly boil away

FB- you saying your own family didnt want you marrying a white person or his family objected to your being black?

"comic book guys"

Wow, so, SO offensive Mr. PC.


They are called GRAPHIC NOVELS, Sir.


Do you go running around the office (Hypothetically speaking) calling all the IT guys "Orientals"?

FB- you saying your own family didnt want you marrying a white person or his family objected to your being black?


Take a wild guess

please, i must know, how batman has a chance against superman (excluding kryptonite, obviously).

Well Im not a pro at going back thru threads from yesteryear and pulling up passages- but I think it had a lot to do with his being overly prepared for everything- due mainly to his extreme paranoia (IMO) and distrust of just about everyone- especially someone who could potentially cause as much harm as Supermo, should he ever want to.

So im sure it involved use of kryptonite he'd have in advance, for when just such an occasion arose.

ok, i propose you have to come up with a theory that doesn't involve kryptonite.

superman could just turn back the earth until batman was a baby and "abort" him

Uber,

Will this work on this thread?
Yo, click it

I can't honestly say how Batman beats Superwoman without giving it away, but let's just say it's less than plausible.

As far as the movie goes, it's not long, but any fans of The Justice League or any members of the League should check it out.

You've got bizarro members for The Flash, Wonder Woman, Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, and others...

Plus the fact that Bizarro Lex Luthor and Superman are friends, that in itself is cool.

Like I said before, James Woods as Owlman was worth the price of purchase- it's like he's Batman, only a "darker knight".


Pretty decent

superman could just turn back the earth until batman was a baby and "abort" him

this post wins for all time.

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