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flesh you should go to a black barbershop

always have to bring race into it, don't ya fred?

From Flesh's comments,
Idiot savant barber haircut:



What Fred recommends:



At least you'd fit in better in your new digs, Flesh.

Flesh's hair is kind of curly

NEAG maybe you missed the part where the dude is a savant?

my hair is not poker straight, but it is anything but curly.

That's why I said kind of

What's worse, the racial profiling or that it takes 16 hours to get from Oakland to Portland by train?

Yo, click it.

Lyte- RACIAL PROFILING ? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

They didn't wait til an A.A. woman buffaloed onto the train and reached for her Celly.
She was a loud yapper- im sure you've encountered this phenomenon in such popular spots as the grocery store, public transportation like a city bus, a movie theatre...

She got exactly what she deserved, nothing more.

I for one am truly shocked at the mention of her becoming belligerent when confronted by other passengers who didn't want to hear talk of her "manz" or "da rent" or how she "got her hurrr did" or the 'good fo nuttin Super in the apt building where she stays at".

Usually when confronted with common courtesy or suggestions of basic civility, the offender axsis no questions and promptly pipes down, only after sheepishly apologizing first.

How the fuck do you read that story and come out of it with "racial profiling?"

NTFF! Did they hire that woman from central casting?

buffaloed onto the train

ntf!

When I was on the subway the other day, a fat sow with its 3 illegitimate offspring in orbit was sitting directly across from where I was standing (I don't sit on the subway, as the seats are coated with fast food grease). It's a fairly quick train ride, about 20 minutes, and the little tax deductions were doing what they do, pressing their lips on the windows, kicking and scratching at the mammy, yelling and running about the train. The train stops and these two Precious lookalikes get on and one of them, (typically) ignoring the posted rules, is eating one of those Polar Bear ice cream sandwiches. Chocolate! Yummy! So anyway, two stops later the two gorillas stand up to leave at their stop and the one eating the ice cream drops it on the floor as the train came to a sudden stop. They walk off like the pigs they are, leaving the ice cream on the floor. The doors close and the train goes on.

This little imp, about 4 yrs old, dives on the floor and starts sucking up all the ice cream. Its lips looked like a fuckin Shop-Vac! So I'm watching this about half a minute and finally I said something to the Mammy sitting directly in front of me. I said "Hey, He's gonna get real sick doing that" . And the fat pig just looked at me with its 14 chins and shrugged its shoulders and stood up as the train started coming to another stop. Well, the train stops and the sow leans on the open doors and tosses the other two pickininnies out and yells to the ice cream slurper "finish Dat first en hurrys". So the little welfare credit licked the rest of the ice cream off the floor while mammy held the door open then jumped up and ran out the door. Mammy threw me a nasty look and let the doors go, finally sending the rest of us on the train on our way.

I then made eye contact with the other taxpayers on the train and we smiled and shook our heads as we proceeded to the Phillies game with the rest of polite society.

Every time...NTF.

I love it

Seth/Dino, the RP line was part of the joke, sorry my delivery wasn't good.

When I was on the subway the other day


I quit reading at this point, as Richie Rich never rides public transportation

NEAG's story is unique in that it doesn't contain any Z's. I win

This guy wins the lottery, and continues to collect food stamps...


The only thing that would have made this a perfect story is if the guy was from South Carolina
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Seth/Dino, the RP line was part of the joke, sorry my delivery wasn't good.

Here's a hint for jokes: have a punchline.

Got it.

This guy wins the lottery, and continues to collect food stamps...


The only thing that would have made this a perfect story is if the guy was from South Carolina

Daring the IRS to crawl inside your ass for the next 20 years over bread and soda? How'd this genius end up on food stamps?

G-town U shows it's stuff with a misspelled commencement book.




linc

Pot -> Kettle, "You're black"

Worst album covers of all time

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