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Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction to the Dog She Had Sex With.
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Um, wow.



To continue on the awkward bent to this twisted Friday edition of L.U.T.L, I give you perhaps the most awkward newscast segment, possibly ever.

man, that is a classic. it's the guy that bill hader based his reporter character on

Has to be- 1st thing I thought when I watched it.

Truly an oldie but goodie, and Hader nails it.

An alternative approach to goin on Maury for outtin your baby's daddy in public, and rattin out his cheatin a$$ out...

Another nominee for Mother of The Year:


Chelsea Champey, 22, of Spruce Street in Bristol, was arrested in April following a police investigation.

It all began back on February 15th when police went to her home in the 600 block of Spruce Street to investigate an unrelated complaint and found three children, ages 4, 2 and 1, home alone.

Once inside, the officer saw that there was an open bottle of liquor on the table, as well as the remains of a marijuana cigarette in an ashtray. Under the table were feces that, the officer said appeared to be human.

In the kitchen, the officer found food scattered on the floor and bags filled with rotted food stacked against the refrigerator.

Upstairs, on the second floor, the officer said he found rooms filled with dirty laundry and more feces. On a nightstand was a box of opened razor blades. There was no running water in the home, and the tub was encrusted with a pinkish substance that had solidified.

A rear bedroom on that floor was occupied by the 1-year-old, the officer said, who was in a crib covered in feces.

The officer then says he encountered a stairwell to the third floor that was dead-bolted from the outside. Up the stairs the officer says he found a 2-year-old completely naked and covered in feces.

Police also say they found scrape marks on the inside of a door which, they believe, were made by the child "clawing" to get out.

Feces were also found smeared on a stairwell banister, on a television, furniture and bedding, the officer added.

Police say there was only one smoke detector in the home, on the third floor, and it was 'chirping' to indicate a low battery.

The children were placed into custody of Bucks County Youth and Human Services immediately after the discovery in February. They were placed in two separate foster homes.

Champey faces 60 days to 18 months in prison.

Defense lawyers asked for the delay so that Champey could undergo a mental health evaluation.

(Copyright ©2011 WPVI-TV/DT. All Rights Reserved.)

Anyone call that number for "Jig", yet, just for shits and giggles? With that picture my guess is that phone lit up like a Keno board, unless "Stop Snitchin'" overrides that.

Hard to believe Jig is only 5'4" yet wears a size 12 shoe

Neag, meet me at Arrott Street around 5:00, we'll find a local watering hole, have a few pops, then see if we can find Sir Jig.

Is it just me or is there a close resemblance to Iverson? A.I. is short but I wouldn't call him a "midgit" but he does have a size 12 I bet.

That picture you posted 736- obviously the creation of some like-minded humorists such as yourselves.

The first clue was this person used the term "frequents" instead of "hangs at"

But go ahead and laugh yourselves silly at the high school stuff, it's funny to watch.


On the other hand, Eagle in Dc's post is sad and frightening and not very funny at all- damn shame

On the other hand, Eagle in Dc's post is sad and frightening and not very funny at all- damn shame

Damn shame indeed. ... That E-in-DC is certainly not the type of sick individual that I'd want my children exposed to.

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i don't think fred was implying anything about E-DC one way or another.

F_B stated E-in-DC's post was sad and frightening and not very funny.

I dunno.

Yeah, not sure where Dean-o was coming from on that?

Fred, ... perhaps I misinterpreted what you wrote. What did you mean, "on the other hand, Eagle in Dc's post is sad and frightening and not very funny at all- damn shame"?

it seemed to me that fred was talking about the contents of the article, not EDC.

I don't know. I find stories of little children smeared in shit and squalor disturbing...

Don't know what there was to misinterpret from what I said, but then again, I am used to it in here by now

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I now understand. I honestly thought you, (Fred), were responding to E-in-DC’s MOST RECENT post where he stated, “Is it just me or is there a close resemblance to Iverson? A.I. is short but I wouldn't call him a "midgit" but he does have a size 12 I bet.”

Yes, … the content of the article that E-in-DC posted is disturbing.

apology NOT accepted

I also agree with the 'mother of the year' post was pretty damn depressing. I read that and wanted to go give my kid a hug.

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