f-dallas

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3/5/2008 1:06 PM




"His explanation didn't add up," said police spokesman Rob Vega. "We have four witnesses who say he was standing there 40 minutes. Rearranging your clothes and masturbating are definitely two different things."

Sounds like this guy has experience!




Fred_Barnett

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3/5/2008 1:07 PM




That's not something Glenn would do. The girls weren't young enough.




Seth in 736

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3/5/2008 1:09 PM




FD- I read the guy already was busted for a similar offense in the past, so, yes....




NotoriousEAG

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3/5/2008 1:19 PM




Who the heck takes 40 minutes to masturbate?

WAs his hand that nasty?




KeithByars

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3/5/2008 1:22 PM




I have 2 hour sessions sometimes




NotoriousEAG

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3/5/2008 1:27 PM




Just think of my mouth again KB boyfriend and you be a cleaned out in no time




KeithByars

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3/5/2008 1:33 PM




Now, why did THAT time give me a shudder?




Fred_Barnett

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3/5/2008 1:42 PM




methinks Notorious is getting a little too convincing in this role

Do your career a favor and switch




IggleMovedSouth

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3/5/2008 4:40 PM




They just don't make commercials like they used to......

Not Work Safe Language




IggleMovedSouth

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3/5/2008 4:43 PM




Re-Runs directorial debut....




IggleMovedSouth

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3/5/2008 4:44 PM




Colt 45's first TV Ad




IggleMovedSouth

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3/5/2008 4:46 PM




What Lando Calrissian says, goes!




Fred_Barnett

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3/5/2008 9:16 PM




What's the fascination with malt liquor?

Is your daughter marrying a black guy or something? Maybe your new boss is black. Yeah, that's it.

Well, I've got some advice for you when dealing with this new "homie" of yours.

ASK
HIM
IF
HE
PREFERS
ST.IDES
TO
COLT 45
LIKE
YOU
DO




f-dallas

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3/6/2008 6:30 AM




NSFW language




IggleMovedSouth

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3/6/2008 10:20 AM




" What's the fascination with malt liquor?

Is your daughter marrying a black guy or something? Maybe your new boss is black. Yeah, that's it."

Um...Fred. Get a grip dude. This lighten up the level. They were from a site that had a top 10 Malt liquor ads of all time. I though some of them were funny.

As far as malt liquor, I'm a "Mickey's" big mouth bottle man only.

As far as my daughter, I don't have one. In my tribe, you can be 30, have a girlfriend and not have to have multiple baby mommas. My peeps are cool with that! Got it smart guy.




Seth in 736

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3/6/2008 10:26 AM




You're clearly not keepin' it real.

The Man's got you actin' a bitch.

You snitch too, fool?




IggleMovedSouth

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3/6/2008 10:30 AM




For all Simpson fans....

"40 Movie References From The Simpsons

We all love The Simpsons right? A lot of people really don't realize how much Matt Groening likes to reference movies in his episodes. There are a few here I didn't even realize he did. 100% credit goes to Actualidad Simpsons, a Simpsons fan site. They update this archive a lot, so check them out when you get the chance! "
LINK, I'm not sure if it's a work safe site? But the material linked is Work Safe




Fred_Barnett

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3/6/2008 10:43 AM




In my tribe, you can be 30, have a girlfriend and not have to have multiple baby mommas. My peeps are cool with that!

What peeps might that be?

Post a pic IMS




IggleMovedSouth

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3/6/2008 11:00 AM








Dino727

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3/6/2008 11:06 AM




Well played.




SeeZakRun

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3/6/2008 11:12 AM




NTFF!




Fred_Barnett

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3/6/2008 11:16 AM




God you've got a lot of black friends, IMS- what was I thinking?

Somehow I'm gonna call SAUCE on that

#1: The white man in the pic is coupled with an atrractive, sexy babe who can have any man she chooses-

THEREFORE- this man is NOT you

#2: Two white people are surrounded by black people who are not searching them for their wallets, accosting them, or looking for a handout


THEREFORE- this pic is staged




Dino727

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3/6/2008 11:20 AM




really FB? Staged??

Thank you, detective.




Fred_Barnett

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3/6/2008 11:24 AM




Not a detective, just pointing out my first impression of that pic. Never saw it or that website before. Thank YOU Dino.

It certainly is a fine site though.




IggleMovedSouth

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3/6/2008 11:41 AM




Seriously FB, what's up with you.

Do you have a secret man-crush on me?

I post something, you spin it so it's a white vs. black thing. So I point where and why it's not, but you want to play that f'ing card so bad, you just can't help yourself.

If you can't see why three guys dressed and dancing like Re-Run, then get attacked by a bull at then end, because of the beer they are drinking isn't funny, then I can't help you.
Go smell a fucking rose.




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