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Two of the best Rascals of all time

More of the dynamic duo of Spanky and Stymie

" Oops, Watch Your step"

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"A Great Start to The Week"



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GGB's little cousins?
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Um, No:


"Chemicals in the hair samples showed that on any given night, a tree-shrew had a 36% chance of being drunk by human standards."



Mary's.

Jerry Lewis finally does something funny.
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How stupid are you if you get caught these days with a gun in your luggage at the airport?


I'm thinking "dementia" for our France's favorite clown

Or he finally got the the lead in "Dumbass, the Barry Switzer Story" and was doing a little research.

'Designer Vaginas' Blacklisted in Australia

Thursday, July 31, 2008

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Cosmetic surgery to "rejuvenate" the vagina has been blacklisted by Australian gynecologists who say more women are being injured by the dangerous procedures.

Top female sexual health specialists say they are seeing an increase in women with scarring, infections and altered sexual sensations after undergoing vaginal surgery.

Most have had labioplasty operations, to change the external appearance of the vagina or, less commonly, to narrow the vagina or "amplify'' the female G-spot.

The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists has issued a position statement on the trend, labelling it dangerous, expensive and unwarranted.

"The college is particularly concerned that such surgery may exploit vulnerable women,'' the statement said.

Dr. Ted Weaver, chairman of the college's women's health committee, said there were now a number of clinics, mostly in Sydney and the Gold Coast, offering these treatments.

Most of the operations cost at least $10,000, an "extraordinary amount of money,'' Weaver said.

"We feel these operations might prey on people with insecurities and fears who actually need psychological help,'' he said.

"They are also not very anatomically-based and have the potential to cause serious harm.''

Many college members had treated patients with scarring, permanent disfigurement, infection and altered sexual sensations, some of whom required reconstructive surgery, he said.

There was concern that women seeking the most common operation, the labioplasty, did not understand there was a huge variation in how women's external genitalia look.

"In one case we heard of a man bringing in a Brazilian pornographic photo and saying: `Make my girlfriend look like this','' Weaver said.

"We don't think it is ethical behavior to agree to do that.''

G-spot augmentation, where collagen is injected into the vaginal wall to enhance sexual pleasure, was also controversial.

"It is often not clear where the G-spot is or if it even exists at all in some women,'' he said.

"So the procedure is done without that being verified, often causing problems in sex.''

Daniel Fleming, president of the Australasian College of Cosmetic Surgery, said the vast majority of people who undergo labia and vaginal surgery were "very happy'' with the result.

"If there's a problem (the gynecologists) need to submit the evidence so we can find out why it's happening and if any particular group of doctors is implicated in the alleged increased complication rate,'' Fleming said.

The Dirty went to Jersey shore to do a casting call for a new show called "Guido Beach." Just like Laramie cigarettes, ummmmmm classy!

Absolutely BAHRUTAL!

I love it when they make their way to the Florida beaches and find themselves locked-up for the night. They'll be picking up trash on the beach the following few days.

No choice there either. Pick up the trash or spend a couple weeks in the clink! Hell of a way to spend your spring break or summer vacation.

Lighten up fellas!

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi, you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!'

The social worker said, 'Yeah, well . . . you started it.'

Glenn's favorite mayor going to jail.
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"Urban" Mayors don't fade away...

They just end up in Jail.

Instead of telling people to "get up off the porch", a 380 lb inmate is gonna be telling HIM to "get up outta my seat, bitch"

Retards upset about Ben Stiller's new movie.

"This population remains the defenseless butt of jokes all throughout media," said Special Olympics chairman Timothy Shriver, who has not yet seen the movie.
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Perhaps he read the script?

I heart AE

I don't know if this has been posted anywhere else, but the story below is great.

They don't really touch on what the parents think about this, but how would you feel if you decided to not drown your daughter at birth and she repays you with crooked teeth 7 years later?

That's how you thank them, little girl?

72...the fuckin' Chinese.


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Wacky World Leader Food of the Week When G8 leaders met in July in Japan, in part to decry the rising price of grain and rice -- convening one day after U.K. Prime Minister Gordon Brown, a G8 member, advised British citizens to buy less at the grocery store in order to economize -- they had a six-course "working lunch" with two wines, followed by an 18-course dinner with six wines. Even considering a ceremonial Japanese meal consists of many courses, this seemed to be Marie Antoinette territory. Menu items included caviar, "almond oil foam," winter lily bulb, "kelp flavored beef" and "hairy crab bisque soup," which must be really rich since "bisque" means "shellfish soup." The wines, paid for by taxpayers, were usually expensive; for example, a Ridge Monte Bello 1997, which sells for about $125 per bottle. News reports said California wines such as the Ridge were specially flown to Japan, again at taxpayer expense, for the heads of state and their assistants.

After the bisque and champagne, the G8 leaders announced to much theatricality that greenhouse gases would be reduced 50 percent -- but not until 2050. That is, current leaders will do nothing, leaving all real work to their successors. But while demanding that somebody else cut greenhouse gases, the G8 leaders were perfectly happy to burn fossil fuel to improve their dining experience. And the bold G8 declaration that somebody else will act against greenhouse gases 42 years from now? It's nonbinding.
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WASHINGTON—According to a report released Monday by the National Institutes of Health, 93 percent of those who get behind the wheel while intoxicated arrive at their homes safe and sound, just like they told everybody they would. "Most of these people are barely even buzzed, and 87 percent of the time they're driving primarily on back roads for distances of like, eight miles, tops," said the study's lead author, Dr. Henry Tillman, adding that the vast majority of inebriated drivers stuck with only beer all night, so they were totally fine. "Roughly 64 percent of drunk drivers have cousins who are cops anyway, so it's really no big deal." The study concluded that a mere one in 15 drunk drivers end up dying in a cascading torrent of fire, so, you know, odds.
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Two minutes long, woth it though.

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