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Shocking sex death ruled homicide

By Sam Wood

Inquirer Staff Writer
A Pennsylvania man, who electrocuted his wife during kinky sex, faces murder charges after a coroner ruled her death a homicide, authorities said.

Kirsten Taylor, 27, was found Jan. 23 unconscious and suffering from severe burns on her nipples in her York County mobile home. She was rushed to York Hospital where she was pronounced dead, police said.

Her husband, Toby Taylor, was charged the next day with involuntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment by the Lower Windsor Township police. He was arrested and released after posting $100,000 bail.

The county medical examiner yesterday ruled Kirsten's death a homicide and the manner of death electrocution.

Taylor, 37, initially told investigators that his wife was shocked as she stepped out a shower and reached for her hair dryer, said Chief David Sterner of the Lower Windsor police.

"There was a dryer in the house," Sterner said. "We questioned that theory. He changed his story."

Taylor then told police his wife shocked herself for sexual thrills by attaching metal clips to parts of her body and plugging an attached electrical cord into an outlet strip.

"He said his wife hooked herself up, then waved him in to continue the process," Sterner said. "The last shock he gave her was 15 seconds long. He claims they had done that before."

The last charge disrupted the beating of his wife's heart, sending Kristen Taylor into cardiac arrest.

Toby Taylor's attorney, Harry Ness, could not be reached for comment. He told the York Daily Record for Tuesday's editions that the death was an accident.

Sterner said his department had been criticized for pressing charges against Taylor.

"Some say whatever happens in the privacy of a bedroom between consenting adults should remain private," Sterner said. "But there are reasons you don't put your tongue in a light socket. And you don't to it to another person's.

"I've seen a lot of stuff in my long years as a police officer," Sterner said. "but this was a little new to me."

There's just so much to cover in this story.

Starting with the name of the writer.

That's from my neck of the woods.

BTW, looks like Fred found a new gig.

F-d, I can't rap that good

Well, it was worth a shot.

Is that C.J. Laboy from Octagon?

I think it's actually Carl Winslow from Chicago.

GGB headed to Texas

That guy's eyeballs looked like they were gonna burst

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) _ The Florida branch of the NAACP says a bill that would ban students from wearing their pants too low could lead to more legal trouble for black males.

Orlando Senator Gary Siplin’s bill was approved 28-11 last week by the Florida Senate.


The bill calls for no criminal sanctions, but it would prohibit students from wearing pants low so that they expose undergarments.

Violators would receive a warning for a first offense, and suspensions from school would be issued for each subsequent infraction.

NAACP President Adora Obi "wan" Nweze called it a “clearly discriminatory bill.’’

Other groups such as the Advancement Project, a Washington social advocacy organization, say the proposal is directed primarily at black males and could lead to arrests.

This just cracked me up for some reason. I don't know why, but I found the detailed written definitions of own/pwn hilarious:

MacBook Air Hacked In Two Minutes

Security researchers from Independent Security Evaluators managed to hack a MacBook Air using a zero-day vulnerability in Apple's Safari 3.1 Web browser.

By Thomas Claburn
InformationWeek
March 28, 2008 02:00 PM

Mac OS X's reputation for security was tarnished Thursday when a team of researchers from Independent Security Evaluators (ISE) managed to hack a MacBook Air in two minutes using a zero-day vulnerability in Apple's Safari 3.1 Web browser.

The ISE security researchers -- Charlie Miller, Jake Honoroff, and Mark Daniel -- were participating in the "PWN to OWN" competition at the CanSecWest security conference, which began Wednesday in Vancouver, British Columbia.

"Pwn" is computer gaming slang for "own," as in conquer. The "p" typo serves to heighten the humiliation of defeat by emphasizing that the loss came at the hands of a youth who can't even spell or type correctly. The term has also come to be used in security circles.

Contest participants had their choice of trying to hack an Apple MacBook Air running OS X 10.5.2, a Sony Vaio VGN-TZ37CN running Ubuntu 7.10, or a Fujitsu U810 running Vista Ultimate SP1. During the first day, when attacks were limited to network attacks on the operating system, no one managed to compromise any of the systems.

That changed Thursday when attacks on default client-side applications -- Web browser, e-mail, IM -- were allowed. The ISE team won $10,000 from security firm TippingPoint Technologies for compromising the MacBook Air.

The undisclosed vulnerability in Safari 3.1 has been shown to Apple and no further information about it will be revealed until Apple can issue an update, TippingPoint said.

In a blog post on Friday, TippingPoint said, "[S]ince the Vista and Ubuntu laptops are still standing unscathed, we are now opening up the scope of the targets beyond just default installed applications on those laptops; any popular third-party application (as deemed 'popular' by the judges) can now be installed on the laptops for a prize of $5,000 upon a successful compromise."

Apple did not respond to a request for comment.

I see your rapping man and raise you an asian man.


did that work?

Bear Attack

A local guy got mauled by a bear over Easter weekend just a few klicks out of town. The irony is, the bear bit him on his bear tattoo.

My question is, does this now mean Seth736 has to watch out for Batman putting a Bat-a-rang in his leg?

OK, I laughed out loud, hard, at that one.

Nice NEAG.

So my cousin who is a college freshman was home on Spring Break and we were watching the games together and drinking. My aunt said to him, "Watch your drinking, you know alcoholism runs in our family"

I just thought it was funny that she said that, as if there's a family in the country that doesn't have an alcoholic in it. So I guess it runs in everyone's family, along with racism and homosexuality.

It'd be cool to be able to pwn a computer! How do they do that shit?

no homosexuals in my family on either side, nor my wife's (i guess the jury is still out on the kids under 12)

definite alcoholic streak on my mom's side.

Cops bust teens' root-beer kegger
Dozens of high schoolers forced to take breath tests

updated 7:26 p.m. ET, Fri., March. 28, 2008

WAUSAU, Wis. - Cars lining the street. A house full of young people. A keg and drinking games inside. Police thought they had an underage boozing party on their hands.

But though they made dozens of teens take breath tests, none tested positive for alcohol. That's because the keg contained root beer.

The party was held by a high school student who wanted to show that teens don't always drink alcohol at their parties. It has gained fame on YouTube.com.

Dustin Zebro, 18, said he staged the party after friends at D.C. Everest High School got suspended from sports because of pictures showing them drinking from red cups.

The root-beer kegger was "to kind of make fun of the school," he said. "They assumed there was beer in the cups. We just wanted to have some root beer in red cups and just make it look like a party, but there actually wasn't any alcohol."

Zebro purchased a quarter-barrel of 1919 Classic American Draft Root Beer, and by 10 p.m. Saturday, the scene outside his rural Wausau home had all the makings of a teen drinking party — cars, noise and kids.

Kronenwetter Police Chief Daniel Joling said an officer was dispatched to the home March 1 on a complaint of cars blocking the road.

Juveniles began coming out of the house after the officer used his squad car's loudspeaker to warn that cars would soon be towed, Officer Jason Rasmussen wrote in his report.

Nearly 90 breath tests were done, and officers even searched locked rooms for hiding teens.

"It was a tremendous waste of time and manpower, but we still had a job to do, and our officers did it," Joling said. "If one kid had come there, even hadn't drank there, but had come there and had been drinking and had left and crashed and burned, then what would the sentiment be? Why didn't the police check everybody out?"

School Superintendent Kris Gilmore did not immediately return a message Friday.

Flesh you don't even have a homosexual cousin?

Sheesh, EAG, is it [i]that[/i] tough to meet other guys?

In time for April Fools Day, office pranks.

honestly, i don't think so. possibly a second cousin - mid-forties, never married, playwright, slightly effeminate - but he's had gf's and likes sports.

Yeah, goo djob with the ol italics.

Anyway, 5 Famous Inventors (Who Stole Their Big Idea)

NTF NcSFan

From the same site, Top 10 Will Farrell skits. My favorite, "The H is O," made the list.

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