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From the makers of 'Stuff White People Like':

Stuff Educated Black People Like

Just read the full list- that's pretty good stuff. Although I've tried turkey bacon (not bad), the oink still rules

I got a semi just reading this

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/7971044?MSNHPHMA

This one involves a football player, but it gave me a chuckle upon reading. Sorta in the vein of Najeh "Poopin in your closet" Davenport

Classy former Patriot

Not sure if this was posted before, but here's garfield minus garfield

"Hello, my baby,
Hello, my honey,
Hello, my ragtime gaaaaaaaaaaal..."

Siskel and Ebert Uncensored, language warning

L.A. City Council rejects 'ban' on homicides

If it was a April Fool's joke, it ran a day late.

Seth- Excuse my ignorance (as always) and tell me who the hell is that? And why in each picture you keep posting of him is he wearing lip gloss?

Its Roger Ebert.

Or if you prefer, the latest from the Henson Workshops.

Fail Blog. If it's been posted before, Fuck Off. I can't be bothered to read every post...

http://failblog.wordpress.com/

1 F word, otherwise work safe.

How to Order a beer in 50 countries...

One beer, please!
Afrikaans A beer, ah-suh-bleef!
American Brewski here, please!
Arabic Waheed beera, meen fadleek!
Basque Garagardo bat, mesedez!
Belarusian Ad-no pee-vah ka-lee lah-ska!

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." -- Frank Zappa
Bengali Eka handoiya, doya koray!
Bulgarian Edna beerra, molya!
Catalan Una cervesa, si us plau!
Cheyenne Nok hee-sevo-tamah-peh, mas-eh-met-ah-no!
Chinese Ching gay woh ee bay pee joh!

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -- Jack Handy
Czech Pee-vo, pro-seem!
Danish Yay vil geh-neh heh en url!
Dutch Un beer, ahls-yer-bleeft!
Egyptian (Ancient) Wekha henqet!
Esperanto Unu bieron, mi petas!

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer." -- Abraham Lincoln
Estonian Ooks ur-loo, pah-lun!
Finnish O-loot moolek kee-tos!
French Une bière, s'il vous plait!
German Ein Bier, bitte!
Greek Mee-a beer-a paraka-loh!

"Remember: I before E, except in Budweiser." -- Anonymous
Hawaiian 'Ekahi pia, ho'olu!
Hindi Eka biyara, krupaya!
Hungarian Edj pohar shurt kayrek!
Icelandic Ay-dn byohr, tahk!
Interlingua On bira, per favor!

"He was a wise man who invented beer." -- Plato
Irish Byohr awoyn, lyeh doh hull!
Italian Una birra, per favore!
Japanese Bee-ru ip-pon, ku-da-sai!
Korean Mayk-joo hahn-jahn, joo-se-yoh!
Kurdish Dan min yek bire!

"Give me a woman who loves beer, and I will conquer the world." -- Kaiser Wilhelm
Lakota (Sioux) Wan-jee m'nee-pee-gah, ee-yo-kee-pee!
Latin Cervisiam, sodes!
Lithuanian Pra-shau vie-na, al-lows!
Norwegian Ehn url, tahk!
Old English An beor, nu!

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" -- Stephen Wright
Pig Latin One-ay eer-bay, ease-play!
Polish Yed-no peev, proshe!
Portuguese Uma cerveja, por favor!
Romanian Oh beh-reh ver rohg!

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. -- Martin Luther
Scots Gaelic Lyawn, mahs eh doh hawl eh!
Serbo/ Croatian Yed-no pee-vo, mo-lim!
Slovene Eno pee-vo, pro-seem!
Spanish Una cerveza, por favor!
Swahili Moja pombe, tafadhali!

"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety." -- Shakespeare, Henry V
Swedish Ehn irl, tahk!
Twi Mah-me bee-ye bah-ko, mee pow-che-oo!
Turkish Beer beer-ah, luht-fen!
Welsh Koo-roh ohs gwel-ookh-un-thah!
Yiddish A beer, zeit a-zoy goot!

Billionaire college dropouts.

Add one more to the list, a local Philly boy who never left home and high school at 15.

Brian O'Neil, owner of O'Neil Properties

should be "who left home and school at 15"

They make em tough in Reading.

Okie State player has his spine dislocated last year and is ready to play this year. Fearless or stupid, I wish the kid well.

Lindsey Lohan set to do full frontal as a nympho waitress.

Posted, you know, for a-t's sake.






(art's sake)

We're only one step away from her "re-doing" Debbie Does Dallas.

Earl Cambell

There's an even better EC montage embedded at the end of that clip (it runs at about 7 min).

Absolutely sick what he could do.

Nowadays, I read an article where he doesn't want to talk about football, but only about BBQing.

“Following the bear attack and disfigurement, farmer Guoxing became a recluse.”



Um, ya think!?

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