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Many people remember their first crush as a child. It may have been a neighbor or it may have been someone on TV or a movie.

But it was one person who first gave you that weird feeling of sexual attraction.

So level, who was it that did it for you?

NOT A MAN!

OK, that narrows it down by half.

Who was it?

Julie Morton, Bingham Farms Elementary School Graduating Class of 1980.

Kindergarten, a girl named Kristy who I'm still friends with.

*Crush Developed in 4th grade, however.

Penny from Inspector Gadget.

Somehow I can see FD, watching Penny get captured by Dr. Claw, screaming and creaming to come to her rescue. Or for her something else.

I think I'm going to rinse my mouth out with Drain-O now.

Alyssa Milano since I was the semen in my father's balls. Love her.

Perhaps im a perv...

Before Kindergarten, I would eat lunch at home and watch The Munsters and loved Lillian. My pop didnt get it and kept insisting I meant Marilyn but eventually he got it.

By the time Kindergarten hit- I was taking my "Nap time carpet" (big pile of rug swatches that you'd go pick from and put down anywhere in the room for your nap) and placin it under Mrs. Holly's desk so I could just sit and peer up her skirt and her 'nude' colored, hoseried legs. She loved skirts and back then in the late 70's, that style I guess was 'in'.

Maybe thats why I still like the nude hose look that next to NOBODY has anymore outside the useless cheerleaders of most teams.

After school Id say Linda Carter as W.Woman and Daisy Duke on Friday evennings were the big '2'.

1st REAL crush that netted anything was 2nd grade, some girl named Alexandria who used to chase and catch me on the playground- she and I would line up together to hit the large group room for "Film Strips" on safety etc, and back then you were seated in the rows of the auditorium in the order you'd file in. We would wait til the lights went out and then rub the crab outta eachother.

2nd grade.

Um, thats CRAP outta eachother.

Sure it is, big guy. Last time I lend you my comb

Maybe thats why I still like the nude hose look that next to NOBODY has anymore outside the useless cheerleaders of most teams.

You must LOVE Hooters.

Also, good luck with the crabs.

KeithByars
RE: Who was your first crush?
3/27/2008 1:41 PM

Sure it is, big guy. Last time I lend you my comb





My hair hasn't (honestly) seen a comb since 1987 maybe?

"Maybe thats why I still like the nude hose look that next to NOBODY has anymore outside the useless cheerleaders of most teams."

Would this also explain your firm defense of the Hooters waitress uniform?



First crush - real life: Courtney Gunderson, 3rd grade.

First crush - celebrity: Toss up between Marcia Brady and Farrah Fawcett.

I KNEW you'd say that

Damn you f-dallas!

Cloe, the girl cat from the Heathcliff cartoons.

Oops, it was "Cleo."

Several NTF's handed out there....

Miss Miller a gorgeous 7th grade blonde math teacher that God was very generous with in the mammary department.

I never understood the female cartoon crush.

I guess the closest I ever got to that would be either Daphne from Scooby Doo or Melody the blonde drummer from Josie and the Pussycats.

Toss up between Wonder Woman and Kate Jackson.

Do "ripped" stuffed animals count?

Don't wanna know, NC. Don't wanna know.

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