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I wanna say there are two movies of the same title, F-D. The one I am referring to stars the Young Neag's hearthrob's, The Two Coreys.

Haim yes, Feldman, not as much

Fumble Rumble or Smear The Queer...

Usually played with a Nerf too.

I never saw the version with Eggert. All these years I probably just thought they were the same movie and never watched the second one. The one I saw had Tommy lee Jones in it.

The one with Tommy Lee Jones requires a "timeout" in the middle for GGB.

Completely unreleated, but In have no other place to put it.

I watched Roger and Me for the first time in a long time and I forgot about the outtakes with Bob Eubanks from the Newlywed Game.

"Q: Why don't Jewish women get Aids?

A: Because they marry assholes, they don't fuck 'em."

What am I missing about the "timeout" bit?

I think it has a lot to do with pleasuring yourself.

You need to rent the one with Neag's boys in it. Allow for timeouts. She fucks the two of them every which way to Sunday (figuratively and literally) and shows off just about every square inch of her body.

Thought it dealt with sitting in a corner

Eubanks became a legend in my book with his appearance in that movie.

And I saw Blown Away w Eggert

Sitting ON a corner... of penis

Shit, too many peeps beat me to it.

Definitely Kari Wurher. Dissappointed they aren't real. DEFINITELY Agent 99.

Didn't like Debbie Gibson.

Umm....Ms Aiello, 2nd grade teacher. She is a red head. So were three girl-friends in a row for me. All had the commonality of being well endowed, real and without excess baby fat but shapely bottoms. Awesome

GGB,

I was crying when I saw those scenes. Masterful cinematography and theater. Or something like that.

Just leave it at "Fantastic Tits", Jules.

GlennGoBlue
RE: Who was your first crush?
3/27/2008 2:57 PM

Yes, KB, you are a Mary if you are having a crush on girls in 1st grade. How long is it before you are playing with dolls in order to be around them, and spurning your boys for Smear the Queer (no pun intended).










I think I speak for all here when I say that I find it odd that GGB was the guy who, in a condescending, scolding tone, admonished the board's early bloomers for potentially passing on an ever so rough n tough game like Smear the Queer.

For real

I think the first time I actually liked a girl in school was 2nd or 3rd grade.

I was pretty much into sweatpants and baseball up until that point.

I was not a Mary. I was all about STQ. You were rubbing one out on a 2nd grader while I was busting heads you pussy.

THANK YOU, f-d. Julie Morton-4th Grade. Miniskirt.


The tough part was, after I moved away from Detroit my best friend ended up tagging her pretty much just for sport all through high school.

There's room for both. I play football and baseball as well.

While you were bangin' on tables, I was bangin' Snow White

I'm trying to imagine KB "not being upset at all" when his first crush chose to hold hands with a bitter 2nd grade rival of his.

I can almost hear the aluminum He-Man lunch box ringing off the wall of the caf.

I was fine, I swear, I was totally cool with it. She was a slut anyway

I don't know if folks are talking about "rubbing one out" in first grade. It's just when we started noticing girls.

Last night, we're watching American Idol (DVR of the show from a couple days ago) and my first grader says he can't stand a song the one girl is singing but thinks she's "very pretty." Kid's got great taste. The chick is smoking. Don't know what her name is, but she's a hot blonde who rides horses. My wife knows all about the show.

If the Mary had chosen to pursue baseball instead of chix that weren't shaving ANYTHING yet or even wearing perfume or makeup, he might be PLAYING for the Phils now instead of bitching about them and reposting a bunch of mlbtraderumors and baseball-reference.com content over here.

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