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I refuse to drink tap water.

Share the ways you are an elitst.

... i'm white, educated and a registered democrat.


or so i've been told.

My wife demanded a Tourag, which is an elitist car made by Nazis.

I will only wear brand name clothes and play brand name golf equipment.

I wouldn't be caught dead shopping at Target.

Fat people repulse me

I wouldn't be caught dead shopping at Target.

That's a good one because Target is an elitist Wal-Mart, making your decision even more elitist.

i think nyc is the center of the known universe.

It is F4F.

I can only drink Poland Spring water

I do not watch any programming in LD (low-def).

i think nyc is the center of the known universe.

Yeah, I think any sort of NY origins qualify, right?

I drive SUVs and SUVs only, with no regard for gas price or the environment, and with no intention of ever going off-roading.

now that i've gotten a taste for nice suits, i don't think i'll be heading back to the men's warehouse anytime soon.

Wife tells me Im one all the time so here goes:

I am a 'music snob' with the exception of a nostalgic appreciation for some freestyle.

I wont go on a DE Beach or even touch WW sand, its Stone Harbor or nothing.

I don't have a great affinity for the Blue Collar- as I refer to them as "Lunch Pail Larrys" (I know its wrong) and routinely mock them when they are interviewed on Action News.
Usually with a "go swing a hammer jackass".

I do not perform maintenance on my cars, do any of my own home repairs or additions- pay people who like that sorta thing to do it. I did change my 1st and only tire outta necessity last June tho. Yeah me.

I like goin to bars where they overcharge - no riff raff.
I like The Stone Harbor Beaches cos they tag- no riff raff.

I cannot stand people in line who use coupons, vouchers, WIC or anything else that would cause them to lengthen my stay in the store. BE GONE!

I generally get into trouble by ripping all of South Jersey as a whole, (Wife hails from there and all her family still resides there).

I abhor yard sales and flea markets- thats all you'll get there- FLEAS. These are two NJ staples for a wknd's itinerary mind you.

I believe in "you get what you pay for" and am not a huge fan of tryin to find a 'discount'.

Rather than pass in silence, I will sometimes utter "Try working" to panhandlers if i suspect they're just junkies or winos.

I tend to judge on appearances.

I value appearance to an unhealthy degree more than likely and wish everyone else did.

I am out for rubbin shoulders w/ the great unwashed that frequent BJs.
We switched our membership to Costco- tho only slightly better.

I could go on all day.

I will shop Target, even like to. But not before stopping at the Trial Size rack and purchasing a small bottle of hand sanitizer which I smear all over the push handle of the cart.



I think all New Yorkers that think they live in the center of the known universe are closet assholes, at best.

I can only drink Poland Spring water

need to make sure this thread doesn't accidentally become another "brand loyalty" one. not the same thing as elitist, though the difference can be a little nebulous.

I tend to classify anyone who does not hail from a city or affluent suburb as a hick.

Slight Threadjack-

I have in the past referred to NYC as the armpit of the world.

I am not only backing off that- im goin a full 180 and say its the place id like to go anytime i can now and likely the forseeable future.

Up there toolin around couple wknds ago- i honestly felt inspired and strangely- at home.

Cant explain it. It was like i got to design my own kinda town using my mentality-

FAST, LOUD, EVER CHANGING, ALWAYS SOMETHING GOIN ON, BIG, EXCITING, BRIGHT, NEVER CLOSING--- SO MUCH TO DO AND SO MANY COOL THINGS PERTAINING TO MY INTERESTS. LOVED IT!

I love, truly loved my last stay up there and am likely headin back soon. Even just for the day.

My list could frighteningly mirror Seth's in many way, Beach Issues Notwithstanding.


Big one is "You get what you pay for", which is in line with my "Brand Name" clothes and golf equipment.

When I step inside a movie theatre, I hate every single person who is there.

I have a strong aversion to Hollywood blockbuster type films.

now that i've gotten a taste for nice suits, i don't think i'll be heading back to the men's warehouse anytime soon.

You didn't phrase that as elitist as you could have. Maybe something like:

"Since I don't work at a fast food restaurant and I'm not an 8 year old looking for an Easter outfit, I don't shop at Men's Warehouse".

You just made my day Glenny.

If im nuts- guess what Jack!?- so are you!
HA!~

I do not perform maintenance on my cars, do any of my own home repairs or additions- pay people who like that sorta thing

yes, but its a source of shame for me, not elitism.

No. Apples and Oranges. I never thought (Read: Think) you are nuts for any of the above-posted reason.

Attaboy, Seth. Don't you feel better now?

We'll have you pronouncing your R's as "uhs" and cheering for the Yankees any day now...

Actually enjoyed a Yankees game this spring already, behind home plate. Good time.



Flesh- not a source of shame for me.
Dirt under the nails if you have to be somewhere?
NOW THATS SHAMEFUL!
Let a Hammer Toter do the car stuff, I'll be otherwise occupied.

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