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When I was in college I had two noteworthy experiences with bong water.
One time we were sitting around smoking dope and we had this nerdy newbie freshman kid hanging around. We kept passing him the bowl when it was beat and he would take the ash hit and thought he was getting high. We goaded and pestered him for about 30 minutes about how it was Tradition to drink the bong water when you get high for the first time and he DAMN near did it but not quite.
A friend of mine a few doors down was pledging a fraternity and they would often come home latenight and shitfaced on weekends. One weekend I, for some odd reason, wasn't drinking (mighta been stoned) and he came home all fucked up and I offered to pay him money to drink the bong water. We finally settled on $10, I think. To his credit, once the contract was agreed upon and compensation provided, he turned that motherfucker up and slugged it like a Bedouin emerging from the desert after a few months.
I think he got out of bed about 4:00 the next day.
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