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....to all of the proud Italian-Americans on the level

wish i had off

me too

Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone.

Hope you are enjoying your day, guys.
linc

You're a pretty funny guy for someone whose upper lip and chin smell like dick and balls with just a hint of sphincter thrown in for that certain panache.

Somebody's gonna get sued

why would preforming fellatio preclude someone from being a funny guy?

gays are generally known for their wittiness, in fact.

But could a guy crack seriously funny jokes while simultaneously performing fellatio?

That would be worth seeing.

Maybe that's what Puppetry of the Penis is really about.

gays are generally known for their wittiness, in fact

Exactly. Like Italians are know for hair gel, camaros, sweet armband tattoos, and steroids.

And I forgot "men wearing jewelry"

But could a guy crack seriously funny jokes while simultaneously performing fellatio?

i think david sedaris could handle such an assignment.


neag, what's with your hard-on for italians, no pun intended?

or is only those from the southern parts of italy?

It's actually more the ones from Southern Philadelphia and Northern New Jersey

Somebody's gonna get sued

Just got this, Fred, ntff

Neag, it's 5:30, isn't it time for "High Teabag"?

not terrible, i give it 5.

a 5, that is.

out of 10.

on a scale between 1 and 10.

Did you even chuckle out loud?

Don't you find it hard to chuckle with the same remnants on your face as a men's urinal?

How long was it before you realized urinal cakes weren't dessert?

no, neag, no laugh out loud. it was more like i thought i might chuckle for a second, then didn't.

the urinal cake bit was very poor, however.

This is a textbook case of the Law of Diminishing Returns.

It's been all downhill after peaking at "just a hint of sphincter thrown in for that certain panache."

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