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RE: Post the stupidest thing on your Facebook feed at the moment.

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9/9/2011 2:21 AM





?5 things I love that start with the letter T
1. Tyler [name of baby son]
2. tiramasu
3. traveling
4. Teen Mom
5. trains and turtles (that's for you Tyler)

Isn't that 6 things?



Here's hoping she sees a tsunami

ntf!

An old Cherokee told his grandson, "My son, there is a battle between two wolves inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies, & ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness, empathy, & truth." The boy thought about it, and asked, "Grandfather, which wolf wins?" The old man quietly replied, "The one you feed."

death for putting it on your facebook feed, but i always liked that parable.

ok, i understand that facebook has basically taken over the world, but i find it frightening that my spell check corrects me when i type "facebook" but not "Facebook"...

facebook demands respect!

i understand that facebook has basically taken over the world,


Some dude I work with said fuckbook will be dead like myspace when google releases their version of a social network.

Anyone else here this

They have already, google +. We actually talked about it when it came out for a bit but I forget where. Maybe FB knows where it is with his eidetic memory. I know a handful of people that have moved over completely, some people check both but most are still on FB, some don't want to get a gmail account to join.

"please explain to me why i have no date for tomorrow night"

Sad

If that were on section's friends list, she would.

If that were on section's friends list, she would.


One moron that I use to work with would. Pyscho bitch. She'd post anything and everything. Probably because she's a desperate, hideous creature.

The broads I went to HS with who contacted me recently not.

I block almost everyones news feeds now. Can't stand reading them.

The only reason I went back on facefk was because some dude I went to HS with died last week and I wanted to see what anyone wrote about him. He was 51. Had the big heart attack. Some dude found him in his house after a few days.

Rigor mortis. He weighed over 400lbs. Lots of jumbo cheese steaks from Claymont steak shop and cheese fries. Not to mention numerous bags of coke over the last 25 years.

When I heard he died I wasn't shocked by any means.

He was cremated. Probably smelled like 400lbs of burnt cheese steak.

So what did they write about him? Can't possibly be that he smelled like 400lbs worth of cheese steak.

Mostly the usual shit. RIP/great guy blah blah.

Guy was a "sitting" heart attack waiting. Lucky he lived to 51. No kids, no wife or ex wives. Shocking ain't it.

Not to sound cold but.... the mortician probably got chest pains when he saw him roll in.

Probably a good strategy to unblock feeds then though I guess, most vulnerable at weddings and funerals?

google + blows

Care to explain dino?

Probably a good strategy to unblock feeds then though I guess, most vulnerable at weddings and funerals?



Yes, don't post that shit if drunk and pissed at the world.

Folks, I do not actually have 1,190 friends, though I suppose I have 1,190 people who know who I am. I am in the process of removing 'friendships' where I simply don't remember the person, our connection, or the last time we talked... or maybe where I feel I have to censor myself. Please don't take it personally.

This is something I don't understand. Facebook allows you to have a max of 5,000 fake Internet friends, so if you're nowhere close to that number, what's the problem? Why do people feel the need to go through and "purge friends"? Moreover, why do people have the need to tell everyone of this great purge? So we feel honored if we make the cut?

You can always block anyone who pisses you off, or you can unfriend them individually. And if you didn't want them to be your fake Internet friend, why accept their fake Internet friendship in the first place?

The best part about the above post is "where I feel I have to censor myself." For God's sake, how much censoring is this guy really doing when he is a Lutheran minister!

There comes a point in your life when you realize:
Who matters,
Who never did,
Who won't anymore ...
And who always will..
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Amen...

google + blows



Awesome.... so does myspace and fkface.

I knew one girl who "removed" me from her friends list to express her displeasure with me. She was even more distraught to find out that I didn't even know she did it. Hehe.

Ah...the great purge. Like Cuba in 1980 and Castro flushing its toilet.

Jules

you sound upset... NOT.

Hopefully you banged her doggy style, stole the change from her purse and jumped out her bedroom window. RIP Sam Kinison.

There is one guy on my list who is doing something that is just downright bizarre.

He has three different profiles. One is himself. The 2nd is his "alter-ego" (Dev) and his third is a fake chick who is really hot and a diehard Pittsburgh sports fan living in the Delaware Valley (Stacy).

One guy he is friends with is a guy who comes from a lot of money but has severe learning disabilities and a very noticeable stutter. A nice guy, but not a lot going for him. His dad died when he was 10 and he has a huge trust fund in his name. Needless to say, the guy married a Kenso skank who had two kids from two different guys before she could legally drink. On top of that, she was actually living with one of the fathers while they were engaged. Nobody likes this woman, and his entire side of the family boycotted the wedding.

Anyway, last week the guy uses Dev's profile to say "Your wife is hot to trot" and the guy takes the bait, threatening to kill him for talking about his wife. Dev backs off saying "Hey it's cool man, I just think your wife is really hot. I'd love to get sloppy sexy with her but she is obviously already taken by a real man other than myself. Think I could smell your fingers sometime??"

'Stacy' chimes in by saying "Do they smell like three guys with Shamrock neck tattoos and failure?"

To make a long story short, the guy's wife joins the thread and threatens to kick Stacy's ass. Her daughter comes on and defends her mom, telling 'Stacy' that she is a skank and that her mom has 'two great kids'. This whole argument lasts literally 80 posts with sly-like commentary about her cheating on her husband in the bathrooms of North Philly bars.

I don't know what's worse: The multiple personalities, the husband taking the bait, or the actual arguments with the fake profiles.

The funny part about this is the whole thing started because the husband commented on a status of an innocent third party that had literally nothing to do with anything mentioned above. When the guy got home, he found a shitstorm with 70 posts on his wall for everyone (Including his mother) to read.

The whole thing rivals the Cindy Sheehan thread.

IHSY, that actually sounds tremendously entertaining.

Agreed.

Anyway, last week the guy uses Dev's profile to say "Your wife is hot to trot" and the guy takes the bait, threatening to kill him for talking about his wife.

I never understood this. I always took it as a compliment when someone said something about that to women I've dated and especially my wife.

Oh, it's incredibly entertaining. But I would be mortified if this explosion took place on my wall.

Everyone has been pining for them to break up for years. I don't know if the fake profiles are a genius way of getting your point across or disturbing because he actually took the time to build them. He uses the hot girl to post on his gf's wall all the time. Things like "Your boyfriend is gorgeous!"

His gf is pretty sharp, too. Either she doesn't know its him or she's just letting him have fun with it without telling him. I'm guessing the latter.

I can post the entire discussion if you want (Names omitted, of course)

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