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In other words:

"Congratulate me, I've accomplished what untold billions of other women have done throughout the Centuries. But I'm Special."

Anybody else follow djax on twitter? Maybe I'm just old, but his tweets don't even seem like English to me. On 9 out of 10 of them I have noclue what he said.

"My circle keep me right so to keep it tight is my right!"

welcome to 2008

I think he's saying that his friends look out for him so he does right by them by keeping them close?

Anybody else follow djax on twitter? Maybe I'm just old, but his tweets don't even seem like English to me. On 9 out of 10 of them I have noclue what he said.

This must be the first time you've seen a tweet by a professional athlete.

Actually talon that is mostly what I follow :

Vick, ocho cinco, shaq are all relatively coherent.

With djax you get things like:

"LIL BOOSIE too much for 1 N****"

Maybe he likes southern rap?

Ok Munch now you have me following him. It's hilarious. I also love how it goes from his netspeak to some agent typing in ad copy on his twitter about the pink armband auction.

Munch I hate you so much, now I have DJax and ochocinco on my twitter and I'm spending half my day trying to figure out what the hell they are saying. It's like a train wreck and a word puzzle had twin retarded kids.

I think this latest one by djax is beautiful:

"2 unfortunate families suffer in areas.. I'm able to help out in... But at the same time god is good.. Blessings come"

I liked his one from yesterday better...

"Been away twitt for a few what they do tho.. I'm bac in action.."

Happy Anniversay to my man!
It's been an amazing, unpredictable adventure so far!..Love You Munchkin Face! x xxxxxx xxxxxxx x o

I can't wait til the next time I see munchkin face.

hopefully he will become punchedinface

ntf all around.

favorite quotation: ""If you can't laugh at life, whats the point in living"



of all the fucking statements that man has ever uttered or written, that's your favorite one?

that one is deep. must be by thoreau or some other wise philosopher.

what's especially bad about it is that even beyond the saccharin bullshit sentimentality of it, it doesn't even make sense and is retardedly written.

there's no other point to living than laughing at life? i understand that being able to laugh at life's problems/self is an important part of coping with life and being happy, but is it the sole point?

i'll kill this bitch, see if she laughs at that.

Flesh is the ultimate hater...

And his facebook pic looks like steve jobs on the cover of fortune.

ntf!

Bill
So I was built up for dinner with the wife, (tags her name here) and then she decides to stay in Cape May. BTW, it was her idea. Chicken and hot sauce for me. I hope she has fun spending the night in Cape May because she better not try driving home after spending so much time at the moose.
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Sarah We are so happy to see Sherry. And also blessed to have her company & support. We won't let her do anything stupid.
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Sarah Halbruner BTW, miss u. Wish u coulda come too. XOXO
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Nichole I'm sorry my father's funeral is such an inconvenience for you.
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Bill Nichole, it's not an inconvenience. She has been bitching and complaining she wanted to go out to dinner so I didn't eat all day so I could do it then she says she is staying down there. I'm sorry for your loss, but this has nothing to do with that.

Bill
Alone — at Having a drink at home.
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Bill
So apparently my wife, is cheating on me. Now I see where I am stand. — with (tags her name here).
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Christine please tell me u r kidding?
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Bill I hope so.
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Christine doh. well i hope so too.
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Melissa That doesn't make me smile!
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Bill Me neither!
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Sue A I have no idea why you would ever think that unless she is obliviously drunk and has no idea what she is doing.
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Nichole U r so ridiculous I can't even believe it. U make me sick.
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Bill Then she should have finished our conversation instead of hanging up on me. She has said for two days she wanted to go to dinner so I starved myself all day for dinner. All she had to do was tell me earlier in the day and this all would have been fine.
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Bill Ashbridge
False alarm people! Thankfully! — with Sherry Gregg Ashbridge.
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His wife should divorce this putz right here and now.

how the hell do you know those people

high school

That's insane. You certainly topped my somewhat similar submission of:

"I'm tired of my wife saying I have a girlfriend when I don't."

People who complain about their relationship problems on facebook need to be punched in the face. Do they not realize how uncomfortable it is for people in their family who have to read this shit?

Stuff like that is meant for an audience of one, and meant to hit the wife/husband where it hurts... in front of friends and family.

Anyone who's been married knows how desperate you can get when you feel like your message isn't getting across. Nevertheless - absolutely pathetic to resort to shaming on facebook. Even worse if you're making shit up.

"It really suck to find out that after 23 years of being with someone and u think u know them but u really don't!!!! Come to find out my wife has had multiple affairs with a few different men really drives a steak into your heart!! Bu it is time for me to move on now since she has done the best thing for me she could have ever done and that's move out. Thank god. Now I am free and ready for the next part of my new life....hope someday to find the woman who will love and respect me the way that I love them....so I begin my search.....wish me luck everyone...."

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