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Whenever I see some shit like that, I automatically assume it's either coming from a 17 year-old, related to having a baby, or is some sort of obscure drug reference.

In this case, because the word "dust" is involved, I'm going with the latter.

this is funny not stupid, posted for NEAG's enjoyment:

As my supply of OG formula 4loko dwindles so do the chances of me puking in my neighbors kiddie pool while they are in it.

Great headline I read on the internet today about an NFL player breaking up a fight: "Ravens rookie breaks up knife fight at Five Guys Burgers, West Coasters say In-N-Out knife fights are better."

"Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune--without the words,
And never stops at all"




seriously?!?!




That thing with with feathers?
it belongs upon my grill
and dumb bitches who post this shit
I think Id like to kill.

literally everyone right now on facebook.

Everyone thinks their town is the only fucking town under tornado warning right now. i hate all people

I love how much KB rubs his facebook usage in the faces of his gumars.

:(

He still hasn't accepted my request

:)

Saw this one 47 times and it was only mildly funny the first time:

As Hurricane Irene prepares to batter the East Coast, federal disaster officials have warned that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years. Residents are bracing themselves for the horror of awkward silences & unwanted eye contact. FEMA has advised: “Be prepared. Write down possible topics to talk about in advance. Remember, a conversation is basically a series of Facebook updates strung together"
~Ellen Hutchinson

To Michael Vick (you horrible, evil monster)-
May you burn in hell.
$100 million dollars could NEVER buy a you soul or pay for the amount of suffering you caused. I can only hope you have a career ending injury that causes YOU long term pain and suffering. You ARE and ALWAYS WILL be the face of evil.

Hitler? Pol Pot? Stalin? Peeshaw! Michael Vick = face of evil.

God god woman, let it go.

ask her where she gets her beef and chicken

Wow, hard to believe a woman posted that update...

Though the changing of tunes from all those fans who swore they were "done" with the Eagles when they signed the horrible monster Vick is pretty amusing.

Vick ate the dogs too?

Is anyone else here friends with Tattoo via Facebook?

At least 5 people on my feed think they're the only ones to name their fantasy team "Vick in a Box"

"I am strong because I have known weakness. I am compassionate because I have experienced suffering. I am alive because I am a fighter. I am wise because I've been foolish. I can laugh because I have know sadness. I can love because I have known loss."

Background: this is from a dude (HS/old work friend).

"Watching The Exorcist by myself in a darkened room....this may be a frighteningly terrible idea."

Thank you for that wonderful exposition, Lyte

Wow, Seth. That was super gay.

An (obviously unemployed) acquaintance of mine has his page packed to the gills with every kind of farmville-type application update you can imagine.

I think he plays literally every game on there

Anyone have anyone else like that

I block any game notice that goes up on FB, but my brother and his wife and sister in law had half their stuff as games. They even made BS accounts to have more people in their things to have more crap going through and didn't understand why I didn't want to be friends with their made up accounts.

"I think it's funny when people randomly trip over things on the ground, and then turn around, looking for an answer. Maybe a mini-earthquake caused the ground to move under you, or a hand materialized while you were in mid-step and grabbed your foot? Our ego makes it hard to accept that when we stumble, it's usually our own fault. It's better to accept defeat and just pick up de-feet instead."

I block any game notice that goes up on FB

Exactly. I won't look at that crap.

Anyone have anyone else like that

a girl that i had not spoken to since second grade friended me a while back. i was literally inundated with her farmville bullshit till i unfriended her shortly thereafter.

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