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BMA
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9/1/2011 3:11 PM
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Here's a gem from my feed today, from a woman of course:
?"Don't ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come to LIVE "
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SeeZakRun
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9/1/2011 3:23 PM
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From my wife's friend:
Confidence is like lip gloss...all you have to do is put it on!
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LyteInc
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9/1/2011 4:15 PM
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Some of my wife's friends are cool but I really hate that extended wife of a friend or whomever that posts weird/dramatic stuff. The only reason I don't unfriend them is because I know my buddy then gets an earful.
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9/1/2011 7:16 PM
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Confidence is like lip gloss...all you have to do is put it on!
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I think I should facebook just so one of those with something like "How difficult is it to diagnose adult onset retardation?"
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section 371
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9/1/2011 10:26 PM
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I'm back in love with facefuck after today.
My 2nd girl friend in HS sent me a friend request today and then messaged me. We talked for awhile. She still looks sweet. I'd fk her brains out. She looks hot as hell. The only problem is she lives in Ohio. But she gave me her phone number.... yeah baby!! I'm gonna call her this weekend.
Then another broad who I had a serious crush on in HS sent me a friend request as well. She just got divorced... Need I say more. And she lives in Wilmington.... I'd fk her brains out 2. Saw her at my high school reunion a few years back. She thought I was my brother. Not today... Nice.
Now if I was only 25 instead of 51 I'd fk both of them this weekend.
Yeah facefuck!
ROCK n ROLL
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9/2/2011 1:27 AM
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If you were 25, do you really think you'd be wanting to fuck 51-year-olds?
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section 371
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9/2/2011 8:03 AM
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9/2/2011 8:04 AM
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that's pretty much all my friend did during that time period. now he only bangs foreigners
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SeeZakRun
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9/2/2011 8:06 AM
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I wish I would've known back in HS that all I'd have to do was wait until I was 51 to start banging the girls I was crushing on. That whole era would've been a lot less frustrating.
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9/2/2011 9:33 AM
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I'm honestly considering blocking anyone who posts bible verses as their status. If I want to read Bible verses then I will pick up a bible.
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9/2/2011 9:58 AM
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man, i've missed those kind of section posts. half a century old and still a dog. love it.
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section 371
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Most of the women I went to school with did not aqe very well. Either they got fat as shit or they look 60ish.
These 2 ladies that I mentioned have matured like fine wine.
I figured out today (the one that was my 2nd girlfriend) that I haven't spoken to or seen her for 34 years. So it was very cool to talk to her again yesterday. I still haven't called her yet but I will after the long weekend.
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9/2/2011 4:22 PM
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and i'm sure mrs. section will be quite pleased with these developments...
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9/2/2011 5:00 PM
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The ole lady is the least of my worries.
I'm still trying to figure out how I can make a trip to Ohio alone. Or met her halfway.
The trip to Delaware is easy. I go down there all the time.
I got another lady in Delaware who I went to school with who has been wanting to shack up in a hotel room for the last 2 years. Only problem is she's a 6 pack and a few shots. Also a bit of a stalker. I fucked around a little bit with her earlier this year but had 2nd thoughts after she told me she loved me. Then she started texting me like every day for two weeks. She ain't worth getting caught over.
The other 2 I wouldn't even think about it. Done deal.
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9/2/2011 5:06 PM
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section, if you can get her to nyc, talon told me privately he will happily host you and your friend.
we'll all knock back a few at shorty's and then you and she can slip off.
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9/2/2011 5:07 PM
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Section, aren't you worried about herpes?
Or at the very least, that their teeth have been replaced by chiclets?
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LyteInc
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9/2/2011 5:11 PM
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Vick signs a big deal and Section goes all Ron Mexico. Love it.
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9/2/2011 6:03 PM
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Nah not worried about herpes....
You ALWAYS got wrap that dude up.
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9/2/2011 6:05 PM
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Wish I could post the pics of the 2 ladies in question.
Both look very good for their age.
MILFS. and not GILFS.
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Flesh
Thanks for the offer. I already got 2 of my bros in DE who know the deal. Just a matter of time.
Got tickets for the SF game on Oct 2nd so who knows.
Had the stalker at my friends house in DE last year. His girlfriend didn't like it to much. She knows my wife.
Of course I didn't do anything in front of her. Mostly outside in her car.
It was tough in my HS back in the day. Most of the girls were devout catholics so they would never give it up. They'd let you to 3rd and then shut the door. Now they are older been divorced and want to fuck.
The stalker knows I'm married but she doesn't care. Just dodn't know if I can trust her to keep her mouth shut or if she will leave me alone after I bang her.
The lady in Ohio wouldn't say I word. Already had that conversation. She is way cool.
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The ole lady is the least of my worries.
As in she doesn't care or you can keep her cool with it?
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Can't hurt to try.Please read . . . Not joking . . . God has seen YOU struggling with some thing. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND REPOST!
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Love those Dino. Because God invented computers, the Internet and then Facebook in order for you to get this important message to repost a chain letter.
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Me?? Behave?? Seriously!! As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance & Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! If you had this childhood & loved it.....repost.
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I hope section gets caught, divorced and taken to the cleaners. What a disgusting individual.
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