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but in that pic w/kid, i want the focus on YOU, ok? not like, you holding the kid up with your face in the bottom corner of the pic.

In fairness, flesh, I'm technically only half-Jewish.

Yes, NEAG, it is the lower half.

I'm pretty sure I'm OK then flesh. Talon can confirm

In fairness, flesh, I'm technically only half-Jewish.

seriously? you son of a bitch. you're as much one of them as one of us!

I'm technically only half-Jewish

Just the good half...

Dino, I just checked it.

Based on your size relative to that of your daughter, it appears as though 65% of the picture can be claimed by you, leaving only 35% for your daughter. This is a totally acceptable ratio. Should you bring your other daughter into the picture, things could get dicey, and I would suggest you instruct the photographer to utilize forced perspective to ensure you comprise at least 51% of the photo.

Unlike flesh, I would even give you a free pass on the shot with both kids and the two older women, purely because you are giving them the bunny ears, which demonstrates your whimsical nature, as is consistent with a guy who was in band called Hairy Phlegmball.

Why thank you Talon.

Dino- just look at my profile pic for 'the gold standard' when it comes to parent/child ratio in the pic.

Unlike flesh, I would even give you a free pass on the shot with both kids and the two older women, purely because you are giving them the bunny ears, which demonstrates your whimsical nature

no, that's fine, i'm totally down with that because by displaying his whimsical nature, the picture is, in fact, focusing on him. that's exactly what i'm talking about.



and seth's correct, he has totally nailed the ratio.

I agree Seth's ratio is probably the "gold standard" there, though I have to ask, do you have to be in the middle? If your kid is in the middle and you're showing em off from the side like a trophy is that bad?

Lyte, you have to be the focus of the picture.

If you're showing your kid off like a trophy, you're making the picture be all about your kid.

Your kid's presence needs to be an afterthought in the picture, as if you're saying, "Oh, how did you get in here, inferior being?" or "That's great. Now go get me a beer."

Mmm, got it. Gotta go get a new pic then.

Is it generally NOT a good thing that your kid is adept at getting you a beer, and even the ritualistic tapping of the top of said can prior to handing it to you?

Just wondering/threadjackin'..

I would wonder if they would be stealing my beer when not looking, Seth.

Excellent ratio, Seth

I don't know, Seth. I used to fetch beer for my Dad all the time. Of course, he drank shitty stuff like Piel's, and I remember trying it and hating it. That basically turned me off to beer until I got to college.

i'm assuming your father is the gentile side of the talon equation?

That basically turned me off to beer until I got to college.

as opposed to the rest of us, who were beer aficionados in high school.

high school is for pot and nitrous!

I wish

You can have anyone who never drank a beer, smoked a cigarrette, hardly ever ate fast food in fact, cause they labored under some horrendous dellusion that they would someday be playing college football......


I wish I could go back and toke up a lil' but really hit the tank- learned later in life I loved that shit.

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I wish I could go back and toke up a lil' but really hit the tank- learned later in life I loved that shit.

ntf...a true eagles fan. nitrous is the stuff of the gods...but best to partake in moderation, i think.

i'm assuming your father is the gentile side of the talon equation?

Other way around, hence the Irish first name and German-by-way-of-Ukraine last name.

Drinking shitty beer was not specific to gentiles in the 1980s.

Talon your dad completely Jewish?

Is anyone decorating for Fall yet???? I am itching to do it but trying to wait til at least next week:):)
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nitrous is the stuff of the gods...but best to partake in moderation, i think.

Especially since the police have often found that the gas inside of some tanks is not actually nitrous oxide. Nothing like inhaling a little argon, eh? Who wouldn't want to suck on the inside of a light bulb?

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