SeeZakRun

Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 9:02 AM




From his article today:

"Perusing Internet message boards the last few days, I'm disappointed in one thing: I think Eagles fans have met or exceeded expectations in venting their spleen at Andy Reid, but I can't find anybody who blames the New Orleans loss on McNabb. I think the haters just aren't trying hard enough. Surely there is a way to make this McNabb's fault. You people have a reputation to uphold."

McNabb told Scott Young the wrong snap count on 4th and 10 and sabotaged the season




fågelpojke

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 9:28 AM




McNabb injected 'roids into HoTo, to help him stop the run.




f-dallas

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 9:28 AM




McNabb works out so hard in the off-season that he wears out dog toys at an incredible rate. In order to keep up with his own dog toy demand, he built a factory to produce them several years ago.

The polution his factory created tipped the scales in the global balance and started global warming on an accelerated path.

Worsening global warming led to an increased frequeny and intensity of tropical storms, which led to the Katrina disaster.

If it wasn't for Katrina, Drew Brees and Reggie Bush would have never agreed to go there, but they felt like "dicks" NOT going given the situation down there now.

If Drew Brees and Reggie Bush weren't in Katrina NOLA, the Saints would still be a bunch of losers with nothing to play for and they never would have beaten the Eagles.

For any of you familiar with chaos theory, I think you'll agree that McNabb definitively caused the Eagles to lose by choosing to work out with dog toys several years ago.




SeeZakRun

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 9:31 AM




Brilliant!




Dino727

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 10:02 AM




McNabb told Andy to punt.




Seth in 736

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 10:26 AM




Supah Five circulated the link to this place to all local media outlets via e mail years ago.




Jules_Jr

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 10:36 AM




McNabb, being in New Orleans, found some hedge witch to cast a voodoo spell on Garcia, so that he wouldn't be crucified by Philly if the Birds went to the Superbowl.

Sounds plausible to me.




jerobi

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 10:48 AM




McNabb confused the offense by holding up all those white towels on the sideline.




mlewis32kid

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 1:35 PM




Mcnabb put LSD in Andy's pre-game Jumbalia resulting in the 4th and 15 call.




f-dallas

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 1:49 PM




McNabb owns stock in WIP.

That would actually explain a lot of his other behavior, too.




I Hate Shaun Young

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 9:50 PM




McNabb was part of the New Orleans conspiracy, but now his work is done.




phantom

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/16/2007 11:31 PM




I actually heard a guy on WIP say that if McNabb hadn't gone 5-5 the Eagles would have had home field advantage and won the game.




OxfordEagle

RE: Say Hello to Les Bowen


Reply


1/18/2007 1:31 AM




Westbrook's body recalls past playoff games and the Superbowl and if McNabb had ever learned to touch pass, Westbrook wouldn't have been compensating for McNabb throws into the dirt, and would have caught Garcia's excellent pass that was just on Westbrook's fingertips. If McNabb would learn to throw, Westbrook wouldn't have missed Garcia's pass.

Also, the team would have played harder if they weren't so used to McNabb getting a first down by scrambling.

When Shawn Andrews got injured, the players remembered how they lost when McNabb got hurt. If McNabb hadn't gotten hurt, they would have thought that having an injury is something they could have survived.













1. Seth in 736  2. f-dallas  3. KeithByars  4. GlennGoBlue  5. Fred_Barnett

View Members List