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Reports are that he got busted in Miami Airport with a fake compartment in his water bottle. Let's see the Falcons and league try to protect the Messiah from this one.....

http://www.breitbart.com/news/na/cp_f011802A.xml.html

It's dumb to have a fake compartment in a clear water bottle.

I thought it was a makeshift bong with some residue in it

What's the big deal?

What, they bust you for RESIDUE now?

It's Michael Freakin Vick, for cripes sake!

At least he had the decency to smoke it all up before he entered the airport, doesn't that count for anything?!?


Some other notable weed smokers:

I don't care if people smoke weed. I DO think it's hysterical when your job pays your $14 million per year, you only have to do it for a few years before you can spend the rest of your life retired in luxury, and the only stipulation is: "Don't be a fucking idiot".

Still, Vick can't help himself.

Even if he loses his job, he's got millions waiting for him in Valtrex commercials.

To be clear, the reports I've heard have NOT said he got busted. Simply that he was trying to board an airplane with the water bottle and that his reluctance to surrender it to airport screeners made them suspicious. He was allowed to board the plane without incident after handing over the bottle.

Because of his reluctance, the screeners further examined the bottle and then found the hidden compartment with the "residue."

Why would they even suspect the water bottle in the first place? I'm guessing the dogs hit on it? Because otherwise I'd think that a water bottle wouldn't raise any red flags, and after all- this IS Michael Vick.

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And to answer your question FB, "The 26-year-old Atlanta Falcons' quarterback entered an airport concourse Wednesday morning with the 20-ounce bottle. He eventually handed it over and boarded his flight to Atlanta. But his initial reluctance to turn over the bottle aroused suspicion among airport security screeners, a police report said."

Your not allowed to bring liquid through security unless it's in a 3.2oz container and can fit in a quart-size ziploc bag. Maybe the bottle still had some water in it.

You can't bring bottled water on planes. How long has this rule been in effect again?

Next, Vick will try to smuggle weed on a plane in secret compartment in a box cutter.

Nobody will notice.

You can bring bottled water on planes as long as you buy it after you pass through security.

From SI:

The bottle was found to have a hidden compartment that contained "a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana," the report said. The compartment was hidden by the bottle's label so that it appeared to be a full bottle of water when held upright, police said.

So security tells Vick that he can't bring his water bottle through the checkpoint, and Vick tries to argue his way out of it? What an idiot.

Ron Mexico = Aqua Del Residue.

Question:

If you're flying privately, are you still required to pass through the security measures at the airport, or do you bypass all that?

I think you bypass all of it unless you cross International Borders. Then you only have to clear customs.

Customs is a joke anyway. When I went back to the US, I had Cubans for two different friends and about 4lbs of smoked reindeer. All I did was fill out the silly little form and waltzed through.

Postal service is worse. I have a hard time finding some spices here. I had someone send a bunch over. In transit, a bag of Cumin ripped and the whole post office smelled like a Mexican lunch box when I showed up to collect my package. The guy even said, "Oh, it was your package." when I signed for it. Yet the signs specifically say "No Food Items". I even have pancake syrup, mayonnaise, Reese's cups, TastyKakes, and all sorts of other stuff sent.

A constant topic of talk radio down here is why the Falcons don't let Vick audible.

Answer: When the idiot is so fuckin' stupid he tries to bring weed on a plane in a water bottle, you don't trust him to be smart enough to change a play at the line.

Ron Mexico. The man. The myth. The legend.

Next, Vick will try to smuggle weed on a plane in secret compartment in a box cutter.

NTF!

Maybe he'll start packing his blow between between the his sole and shoe-bomb.

This is the bottle in question, by the way:

Last thing...there's an apparantly HUGE story brewing in Atlanta regarding a high end prostitution ring with a very rich and diverse client base.

According to leaks so far, they have the black book and there are a LOT of famous names on the list, including a lot of head scratchers. That should get interesting.

Let's all cross our fingers hoping T.O. ordered a man-whore because he got tired of fishing in alleys.

So he tries to smuggle weed (or weed residue) on a plane in a CLEAR bottle with a CLEAR substance?

The stupidity is mind-boggling.

Let's all cross our fingers hoping T.O. ordered a man-whore because he got tired of fishing in alleys.

So wrong...and yet...still so wrong.

What is it down there - prostitution, the Gold Club....what? No wonder their sports teams are all bad - too many distractions.

Last thing...there's an apparantly HUGE story brewing in Atlanta regarding a high end prostitution ring with a very rich and diverse client base.

Betcha Ditka is on that list along with several wine importers bringing in shit from Tuscany.

Bringing in the wine for Ditka that is.

So he tries to smuggle weed (or weed residue) on a plane in a CLEAR bottle with a CLEAR substance?

Bass, the section on the bottle with the label is separate, enclosed, and you can't see through it. It could hold anything small inside, and the hidden substance wouldn't be visible. There are lots of these kinds of fake cans/bottles out there...um...or so I'm told.

But trying to take a water bottle on a plane when water bottles are forbidden unless bought in the airport is pretty dumb. Honestly, he could have just left the weed in his pocket and he would have most likely had no problem.

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