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Nah, most of us are telling are kids to stay away from drugs, guns, and nylon shorts-wearing soccer playing ass pirates

This clip sums it all up in 15 seconds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaemZ_wkMNA

Please explain to me how a grown man can support this.

This clip sums it all up in 15 seconds:

Yeah but did you notice ;
he wasn't wearing any knee or elbow pads.

Was he wearing a maxi pad?

Anyway lads thanks for the warm welcolme. drop into our place for a bit of banter sometime. It kills some time in between poker hands !!!

Iam done with this lot,
Much respect for a few of them that had something to offer such as EAG SETH ?, even section371 brought something to the table.
but pendulum you sorry excuse with your gayness here! and your gayness there!, That is all you had to offer. Your kids must be real proud of their pappa.
Exciled in Oz is not far enough away.Not liking soccer is one thing, How fucking old are you son?
It actually has been fun, see you later!

Crude, I know - but there is no other term that properly describes your sport. Stop crying, go bang your toothless UK girlfriend to remind yourself that you're at least below a Kinsey 5, and maybe someday you'll wake up and be able to acknowledge that soccer is for poofs

***even section371 brought something to the table.***


Tomorrow I'll meet you at the Liberty Bell.

It has the big crack in it about the size of your sisters ass.

that's arse to you

Does your sister have a Cockney accent?

I have expected FloridaWall to sing-

'you are a flatulent pain
in the arse'

floridawall
RE: Millwall supporter here.
3/5/2007 7:37 PM

that's arse to you


Me thinks floridawall perfers the word Pooter


Pooter - A stinky hiney hole. To poot is to make stink juice slide out of your stink hole.

Quit pooting in my drink!

GADZOOKS!!!


I prefer the word bowel growl

Bowel Growl - a bowel growl is when you hold in a stanker and it makes a farting noise, it's stuck inbetwixt the vortex of a fart and a dump. therefore it is a fart inside your unheavinly bowels.

"WOW SKILL I DID A MAJOR BOWEL GROWL IN CLASS TODAY AND THERE WAS NO ANAL SEEPAGE!"

Somebody's been spending time over at the Urban Dictionary, I see...

pendulum
RE: Millwall supporter here.
3/5/2007 8:09 PM

Somebody's been spending time over at the Urban Dictionary, I see...


God save the Queens

Sorry to join the game so late.

AE, you missed a pretty important one. Don't forget The Battle of Singapore. This was where 80,000 British troops surrendered to the Japanese (joining 50,000 more who had previously surrendered during the Japanese stroll down to Singapore).

That's right, you dozy plonkers, it's those same Japanese that the U.S. defeated without your ineffective help, on foot (which one of you stupid biscuit-eaters suggested that U.S. ground troops can't get it done?), the same enemy that soundly defeated your entire Asian army.

So, let's tally (ho) the score here:

American vs. British head-to-head:
Amer 2 (don't forget 1812)
British 0

American vs. British common opponents (Japanese, Barbary pirates)
Amer 2
British 0

I think it's pretty clear who has the advantage here. You aren't going to convince anyone here that the British armed forces are superior to the U.S. armed forces.

Oh, and speaking of cultural black hole, take back Boy George, George Michael, the Spice Girls, and Robbie Williams and then we can talk.

"Barbary Pirates" = NTFF.


Culturally speaking, these guys are gonna kill us in the Rock & Roll category.

Culturally speaking, these guys are gonna kill us in the Rock & Roll category.
For shame, aren't you from Mo-town? How can you even say that? I'll give them a good run in the sixties and early (maybe mid?) seventies, but that's 30 years ago for fook's sake. Maybe I'm just drawing a blank, but I can't think of a decent band to come out of England in the last ten years.

Not to mention the fact that Madonna actually chose them. We're actually exporting our garbage and they're happily accepting it.

it amazes me how they come out with the crap we saved you fromt he germans. ok big boys why did you get ur asses kicked in NAM then your a fcuking joke. every war you have had that aint involved british help you get a stuffing. perhaps you need to ask why 150 us marines needed to be rescued by 6 british SBS in afghanistan a couple of years ago.they got pinned by a 100 taliban and it was our boys that got you out the shit. you big your selfs up but your fcuking useless. as for the cock from aus on your a bunch of even bigger retards. blimey mate watch that stingray. why do most of americans look like they crashed into a pie lorry with there mouths open....fat cnuts.

I didn't understand a word of that

You must be Scotish

"Daddy, why are those men dressed as robots"
"They're playing a game dear and are frightened that they might get hurt"
"Why don't they play football like real men?"
"They come from America and don't know how"
"Why not?"
"They're all cunts dear"

Last time I checked, Soccer is a non-contact sport, correct? Yet the little fairies flail all over the field as if in agony any time their precious little knees touch soft, green, grass.

It's non-contact the same way basketball is non-contact.

Right. Meaning, if you touch someone, technically a foul is supposed to be called. Unlike REAL football where players get crushed, legally.

Yeah, I mean, pretty much. But I'm sure going down this road is just gonna lead back to the rugby argument (Which is awful, by the way. I actually can appreciate soccer. Rugby? Now that's boring.)

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