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Personally, I don't know. As a father, I think I try my best to keep my son from getting into the veneral troubles of modern-day humanity, but even so, I am only there for him at a couple of times during the day, so while it is important that I show him the proper choices in life - such as brushing his teeth, making sure he urinates without using his hands, and using that knowledge against Cowboys fans - I also acknowledge that my parenting skills are, in a word, limited, and that I should be taking parenting tips from such noted parental guidance dignitaries like Howard K. Stern, Joe Jackson, and Momma McNabb. Imagine, for a second, if the world thought the same way as Momma McNabb - we'd have never-ending run-on sentences, countless self-reflections that shine the light on other people's nefarious dealings, and a son who's been so sheltered from the outside world that we might as well call him Tarzan.
Does that answer your question?
I think we're all a little wiser after than one.
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