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Obviously the Birds can't lose this week, but here are some predictions of what I think will happen.

- They announce that Brian Westbrook's injury will keep him out of the lineup until November. Ditto Wm Thomas.

- There will be "leaks" that Jim Johnson's blitz schemes have "become predictable" and teams are adjusting to them.

- GCobb will site unnamed players who voice concern over a lack preparedness and motivation.

- Eagles will unveil another merchandise item.

- Kevin Kolb will "look good" in practice, according to Eskin.

Eff it. I'll take the bye and give up the points for $110.

McNabb will try to throw two beers to his buddies. But they will fall short and land at there feet making them almost useless for 10 minutes. McNabb will sulk, fake that he stubbed his toe on the couch, and excuse himself from the room.

Careful here, boys. The Eagles are 9-0 during bye weeks with Reid at the helm.

But how are they against the spread?

Figures I'd have to jump into a virtual eagles den to find you! I should have known; and it only took me two and one half years to figure out fågelpojke, mr. birdboy.

So, to keep on point -- what will the new merchandise item be? Will I be able to buy it in Pittsburgh?

Either an Official "Salary Cap" Championship ring or a "Watch the traffic go by at Sadlack's" Beer Mug.

I'll take the mug (I need it because all the cans seem to have dents in them). Is Tipping a city in China?