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12/2/2011 12:56 AM




Fuck Casey Mathews...

I'm gettin his jersey for Xmas.

Take that asshat.
Career = FINITO!~


pussy.




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12/2/2011 10:28 AM





"There's going to be a lot of anger," defensive tackle Cullen Jenkins said. "I'm sure, right now, there's a lot of people out there ticked off, and they should be. Any fan wants to see their team do good. It's one thing, if we're going out there and teams are just better than us. But they're not. We're going out there and giving away these games. I can just imagine, from a fan's standpoint, what it looks like, watching the games.

"It probably looks like a lack of effort, lack of fundamentals, a lack of everything. The fans are going to be frustrated."





At least Cullen Jenkins gets it.




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12/2/2011 10:31 AM





"We will not fire Andy. He helped make our organization financially successful."

Joe Banner - Eagles President





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12/2/2011 12:50 PM




Fire Banner first. Then Pipecleaner-Arms Mathews. Then Reid.

mathews is a disgrace. I am sure his father is proud (blue).




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12/2/2011 1:19 PM




I'm gettin his jersey for Xmas.



Love it Seth.




LyteInc

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12/20/2011 12:42 PM




Ben during the power outage and the runner: "Where's James Harrison when you need him?"




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12/22/2011 4:38 PM




Antonio Cromarie on the Giants' WR:

"He [Mario Manningham] let a guy named Victor Cruz come in and take his job."




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12/27/2011 1:14 PM




Wow, Jesus just fucked #TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo's killing them"

~Bill Maher's twitter




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1/2/2012 2:28 PM




"Hey, about an hour ago, their D coordinator told us, told [offensive line coach Chris] Foerster, that if the Giants would have lost last week, they were in the playoffs. He didn't mention that they still had to beat us today. F--- him, f--- these guys, In 2012 the Redskins are gonna be the NFC East champions, and that starts right f------ today."

-- Washington offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan captured before the team's loss in the season finale at Philadelphia by Comcast SportsNet Washington.




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1/2/2012 7:56 PM




I guess the OLine coach should've answered back with, "Well, had they not made you defensive coordinator, you probably would be in the playoffs"




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1/2/2012 8:45 PM




Wow, Jesus just fucked #TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo's killing them"

Maher is so painfully unfunny




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1/2/2012 10:48 PM




That is just brutal on Maher's end. It is painful to even read with how awkward it is.




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1/3/2012 7:37 PM




“This was, without question, the most disappointing season since I’ve owned the team,” Lurie said. “It’s completely unacceptable.”



BUT....




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“Andy Reid not only has the love of his players and their respect, but he also has the fire in his belly to be the best,” Lurie said. “You’ve got to have the anger. You’ve got to have the motivation, the dedication, and the focus and the talent. My answer to those questions is yes. That’s why I want to see our team coached by Andy Reid next year, and I can’t wait to see that team play. There’s no doubt in my mind, if our focus is on trying to win a championship next year, the best coach for that is Andy.”




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1/3/2012 9:06 PM




$$$$$




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1/3/2012 9:31 PM




Maher can only dream of being as funny as Rick Perry:

There are a lot of folks that said Tim Tebow wasn't going to be a very good NFL quarterback. There are people that stood up and said, 'Well, he doesn't have the right throwing, uh, mechanisms, or he's not playing the game right.' And he won two national championships, and that looked pretty good. We were the national champions in job creation back in Texas. And so, am I ready for the next level? Let me tell you, I hope I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.




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1/17/2012 12:01 PM




"We are not going to just lay down, we come to play. Who the hell do you think we are the DALLAS COWGIRLS OR THOSE GAYBIRDS FROM PHILLY . . . NO WE ARE THE NEW YORK GIANTS."

N.J. Rep. Charles Mainor
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"We had a bad year. We just couldn't pull it off at the last minute," Cole said. "We were right there, inches away from being great, being a dominant team. I think some teams are going to be worried about playing us" in 2012.

Cole, an Eagle since 2005, said he is glad to see Eagles coach Andy Reid back for a 14th season, glad to see defensive coordinator Juan Castillo get a second chance, glad defensive line coach Jim Washburn and the "Wide 9" didn't get swept away in a tidal wave of disappointment over missing the playoffs.

"I think it's a great choice," he said, when asked about Castillo. "Numbers don't lie, and we put up some great numbers.


linc




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2/8/2012 8:31 AM




Paper champs.




Seth in 736

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2/8/2012 1:39 PM




That link Section posted is really good for a chuckle.

Not the least of which-

"We" are the NY Giants"
-Rep Charles Mainor.





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