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"How Green Was Our Valley?!?!"
The Eagles are dyin
Dark Siders are flyin
Spuds is sellin “Wait til next year” and no one’s buyin
Tattoo’s in a stupor
f-dallas is a trooper
And all Seth can think about is how to catch grouper
TO’s inflection
Reid’s rejection
McNabb’s mid-section
Loss projection
How Green Was Our Valley?!?!
Jersey Bears are bumming
Phillies fans are humming
And dsly’s abuse has eg close to cumming
Pryor is worm food
Santa’s in no mood
Uber’s pitching fights that need to be John Woo’d
Tookies injection
Movie selection
TV inspection
Son of Man’s resurrection
How Green Was Our Valley?!?!
(drops microphone, exits stage right)
There you go, Hulk.
A step above "We're white guys, we take no crap when we deliver our...white rap (I like your shirt, I like your tie, I like your wife - Just kidding guy!)" and a step below...everything else.
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