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Sup Chump, you think you can flex with me..

You white bread punk, go sip your latte and mocha,
I'll put a cork in you like i'm Sammy Chocha.

I'm crazy, granted no psycho like Eagle Girl,
But i'll still strike you out faster than Pat Burell.

By the time i'm done you wish you could die,
Cause i'll sweep your ass like i'm a Cobra Chai

I'm still in school, learnin my comp sci to the best,
I dont know Tai Kwan Do, but I'll still bust a SQL server in yo ass.

What you got bitch, where you at..

PS (drunk off my ass right now)

LMFAO.....KK not bad. Cobra Chai line was good.

I'm still LOL KK....Ok heres one for you.


Got a few drinks in ya, wanna make a battle song?

But my Crane style wins like Lei Wu Long,and I jump over gorilla rappers like Donkey Kong

Your a barrel of laugh with some rap talent

But Hulk smash with his rap mallet

The Thome of the lot with skills relentless, bring your best lines, I send'em to the fences.

Better beat off, or beat your chest, can't defeat Hulk, can't be the best

Sober up and see the error of your ways, but if you still want, I'll see you in the lot anyday.

There's no chance of getting a Battle Haiku in here, is there?

Maybe you should start a Battle Haiku thread.

I would only do that if I were atoning for some powerful sin and looking for the abuse.

Im straight flossin
Steady tossin
Cowboys fans up the creek Like Dawson
Like Buddy Ryans cheese steak
I`m raw son
Like cocaine over seas
Pure white like the group 98 Degrees
Rolling with Eagles fans in nose bleeds
I got Emmit Smiths wife on her knees
Blowing like a Breeze
Fast to get the barrel smokin
Got people in Dallas who dont smoke chokin

ugh

How did I not see this???

LOL!!! More level gangsta's.