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Funky Four Nine, Funky Four Nine
Is this screename yours or mine?
Your calling card is now on the line
Go on pull out your best battle rhyme
Cuz it's me versus me and you versus you
Like Hulk said: "WhAAAcha gonna dooooo"
Tight raps and beats, those are my vices
What's wrong, dog? Identity crisis?
By the time this rap face off is done
Spectators will wonder who is the one
The one true Funky the number forty nine
You lose this battle and your name is mine!

now I lay your punk ass down to sleep
I pray to the God, you prey on sheep
Soon you’ll die for goodness sake
I pray thee Lord, your soul to take
summoning all the frequencies inside of me
defending the name and the pride of me
in world eyes I’m Gemini, I know inside
there’s just one kid with the four-nine stride

even with the name you can’t be like me
still wack like Converse on new age Nikes
check your HMO for a good therapist
before you hijack the next good lyricist
inside your mind, I swear, you got troubles
like William sisters against us in doubles
now as good people look at you in dismay
get ready for Seppuku, its your only way

Real Funky49 hands down.

This like watching the Superman episode where he fights the evil version of himself.

Jess, buh dis guy is more lie da ebil, STOOPID version. Que no?

Not a frequebt visitor in The Lot but the real funky49 takes the first battle.

Imposter screwed up twice in the first five lines.

"Funky Four Nine, Funky Four Nine
Is this screename yours or mine?"

"Cuz it's me versus me and you versus you"

Should read:

"Funky Four Nine, Funky Four Nine
Is this screename mine or mine?"

"Cuz it's me versus me and me versus me"


You can't claim to be someone else and then reveal your not that person. Clearly an amature.

Dean-o,
you have battle rapping in you yet. I may get you to do a few bars on my first single.

I don't know Hulk. I'm a big hair band / 80's guy myself.

But I guess I could be persuaded to join in after two or nine beers.

What if he let you wear zubas on the album cover?

I'll have to pull out some of my old Parliment albums. If you think Zubaz kick those fellas were the pioneers on funk.

We put the Zubaz on the cover and I don't know where the money will roll in faster, ... on album sales or Zubaz sales. Hulk'ster and Dean-o Inc., I can still see it now.

This has all the earmarkings of the birth of a multimedia entertainment juggernaut.