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Who’s The Boss? Irv Cross?

Hell no not you, anybody but you,
give me somebody but you.
Nobody is not as un-funny as you
Nobody is as un-sunny as you
With no kung fu or feng shui,
you ruin days with thoughts that never pay
cause in your pockets you just got lint
while I got all the printing from the US Mint
have a glass or a mug of Shut The Fuck Up
can I get a witness to shut this schmuck up?
You make me up chuck, your hairs want to pluck
If I need another rhyme, hell no I’m not stuck
You step on toes of those who own the turf
Thinking you’re pro-ball, all you are is Nerf
Keep your light as the breeze mockeries
You got no jocularities, so get on your knees
Bow down and say “I’m not Worthy!”
Damn bitch, you’re so fucking nerdy
Go with the flow or go back in dojo
Cause we don’t need you here no mo’
You’re a bleeding lil’fish, I’m a hungry shark
please remove The Level from your bookmarks
Clear out your cache, memories erase
Of every single thought you had of this place

I like how you rhymed "you" five times in a row.

That's even a three-letter word so you get triple word score, ya bore, making me snore, yo sucka you out da door, like that ho Lenore.

I missed this thread, so deleted this post from the 'Bleeds.

> Are you upset because someone (an outsider) is starting something new?

I went to the Museum of Natural History a couple of weeks back, and the Jackass diorama was empty. Now I know what happened.

Eagle Player/coach, CBS analyst, and Idaho state athletic director. Now ‘ol number 27 is just a grown man playing with his ding-dong on the Internet.



Sad

Even the parking lot is lame these days.

DING DONG.

Who's there?

What happened to the once glorious 700level.com?

DING DONG. They moved into the comfy confines of the Linc and apparently lost their edge.

But they kept their COWBELLS! YIPPEE KI-YAY!!!

One of those old guys that always thinks it was better "back in the day."

Congrats. We're all proud of you. Move along.

Dare I cast 1 vote of agreement here?

700level.com's two longest threads are effing DING DONG, CLANG crap threads>? I vote all that stupid ringing of "cyber bells" be put in the owners box. Makes the Bleeds look bad and the site on the whole can come off as a private circle jerk- sorry.

And yes, it is Seth and not the impersonator etc.

Or is it?

Irv,
I have yet to see you contribute anything football related. You speak of the good old days of this board yet you reference things that have happened on this board in a very small time frame. All of them have happened in the time I have been here, which is just over a year. That does not make you a disgruntled old-timer. It makes you a transparent troll who has yet to bring anything of value to any discussion. We have enough of those. 5 to 15 of them depending on how many use multiple user names. I really don’t think I have ever seen something so pathetic as these folks who troll here. If you are an Eagles fan, do everyone a favor and contribute to the discussion instead of playing the tired “lost edge routine.”

As for the Cowbell, it was a funny skit. It is a creative rally thread leading to Sunday’s. Does it serve any purpose other than fun? No, but I will take it over a “bump if you think the Eagles Rule” thread any day.

At ease Seth. Grab a beer and ignore the thread if it bothers you so much.