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Yo Ho Yo Ho!!!!!
A Pirates Life for me!!!
We'll deactivate our best receiver and rest our hopes on a guy named Charles Lee
Many now laugh, our flag is at half mast
All maties have fled, our ship sinking sooooooooooooooooooo fast
Yo Ho Yo Ho!!!!!
A Pirates Life for me!!!!!
No more stupid skull and crossbones
Pittman is going to jail and your only RB is Jones
Alstott is finished, Sapp is crying at home
Yo ho Yo Ho!!!!!
A Pirates Life for me!!!!!
With a Superbowl hangover, all worshiped at the Grudog Altar
But how quickly things change as the next season you falter
While the Philly Phaithful watch your ship take on waterrrrrrrrrrrr!!! (Chingy Style)
Yo ho Yo ho!!!!!!
A Pirates Life for me!!!!!!
Thank you Buccaroos for going down so painful and so slowly
Make sure Sapp cleans off any BBQ sauce on the Lombardi trophy
So much for the dynasty, now your just the worst
Don't feel too bad, we'll take it off you hands on Feb the first
So bon voyage on your season ending song
Now you see why I said its not a race, but its a marathon
So he that laughs last, always laughs the loudest
No matter what happens, Philly will always remain proudest.
Yo ho Yo ho!!!!!!
A Pirates Life for Meeeeeeeeeeee!

Just saw this today.....good stuff, Hulk.

i rap hard no matter what mood i'm in

and you rap like you're on nickelodeon

a pirate's life, don't give me that shit

you're a pussy slaving on my slave ship

read each word, read each word twice

this rap read twice is twice as nice

your rap once was more than i wanted

4th and long, you should've punted

that rap was weak and hard on the ear

black pussy smells funny, happy new year

Ok, here it goes...


Hey Bucs..


You Suxxx!

Beautiful man. Just beautiful.

Imp-
for a guy who thinks he is so cool, that was the loosest shit I have ever seen. Stick to singing Backstreet Boys in the shower.

Ah, what the hell, ... we'll give this a shot ...

I call this, "A Lesson in Delusion"

On the eve of 9/8 it came crashing through
Right next to my little one
A wreck less way to have some fun
I came here and pleaded
My cries went unheeded
Sight of broken glass told me I was misdeeded.

Will I ever learn
It’s your attention I yearn
I’ll change my name
I play my game
A costly way to gain self-fame

I like it.

Thanks, but once you’ve moved beyond reading Dr. Seuss to the little ones night after night after night, it’s tough to go back. (And I don’t mean that in a condescending manner towards rapping. I'm more of a classical rock type guy.)

I’ll just leave the rapp’in to the younger crowd.

Heh heh

No offense taken, rap is not everyones cup of tea (even if you put a shot of whiskey in it.) Battle Haikus', poems and other forms of expression are always welcome.

Hulk's rhymes, then silence
Tampa rappers buried deep
Snow falls on the Bay

Fucking beautiful.

I still can't believe Imp was rushing me in here for that weak ass battle rap. He needs to troll some other sites and recruit some new people.

he fell off, but maybe there is hope for him and LL Cool J.

the only thing i fell off of is your girlfriend's ass last night.

can someone tell me where all the battle rapping went? i'm still waiting to return serve.

Whaaaaa? Return serve? You're not even in the same stadium, yet alone on the same court. Bring me some new blood, i'm bored with you.

that's what i thought.

chicken shit.

LOL!!!

Wow, haven't been here in a while... Oh, there's josh trying to rap. That explains it.

You haven't missed a thing.

that's what i thought.

chicken shit.

That's the worst battle rap I've ever seen.

I think it was suppose to be a Haiku.

....but Josh can't count.

Revised Josh Battle Haiku:

That's what I, uh, thought
Chicken shit ... something ... something
Wow! That's a haiku!

Gay pirate "raps"??? BWWWAAAAAA!!!

YAAARRR, how gay is that? YAAAARRR