Promote your business or product on 700level.com. For
more information about advertising with us CLICK HERE!

Anyone that has ever yelled Dallas Sucks and been in the 700 Level at the Vet needs to spread the word about a show opening this Friday. It's a XXX rated show about Eagles fanatics and it attempts to answer the question, 'Why haven't we won a championship in over 40 years.' You'll laugh, you'll cry but most of all you'll never see anything like this ever again.
PEACE. It's the 700 level all over again!
All info on location and tickets is at www.eaglescomedy.com.
It's part of the Philly Fringe festival and FRINGE is the right word.
Thanks for reading, hope to see you there.
Gary

Who wants this one?

ROD?

'Robi?

Lyte?

KB?

HULK?

DGB?

Tattoo?

Anyone?

Bueller? Bueller?

Gary,

You're a message board spamming fuck who wakes up in the morning with the intense desire to consume manrod. This desire is only stayed by your longing to put your own stumpy semen-encrusted excuse for a Freudian phallic symbol into sloppy plastic surgeon constructed female genitalia. Take your kindergarten-ideas inspired theatrical fagness and put it in a hole full of forgotten kim chi so it can be left to rot, left alone by society.

Stay away, as far away as you can lest you feel the need for abuse and hatred. You are not welcome here.

or something.

hey, i like kimchee. spicy!!

Damn Funky! That was some smackdown, I didn't know you had it in you.

Thanks.

Kudos!

Sign him up, this kid has potential!