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but I never post on it because talking shit over the computer is for pussies.

Following this statement, he proceeds to "talk shit."

"P.S. whoever wants to call me a homo can come to the game so I can put my dick in their month"

Bet you're dying for an edit button, aren't you?

>Now I will invite any of you to walk…let me say that again WALK down to F51


Thanks for telling us where your going to be. I like my burgers medium. And I want my beer cold so keep it on ice.

See you there about 5pm.

This is the President speaking….The President of the DTC!! We too have a website and a message board similar to yours, but I never post on it because talking shit over the computer is for pussies. But since some of you had mentioned coming to the game I thought I would clear up some rumors. Whoever thought that they could park next to us and talk smack, well guess what you won’t park with in 900 feet of me or any one in the DTC. Since you guys are from Philly I’ll do the math for you. That is three football fields. Don’t get it twisted we run that lot. If we don’t like you we will remove. If don’t go peacefully then FED EX security will remove you. Now you can fight them but then the police will remove you. Since half of you have been to jail that’s probably not a big deal. Now I will invite any of you to walk…let me say that again WALK down to F51 to talk smack because I will need some to ridicule for 5 hours so it might as well be you bitches!!!

P.S. whoever wants to call me a homo can come to the game so I can put my dick in their month-

Where to start?

We too have a website

Should have commas around "too" ... "We, too, have a website".

Whoever thought that they could park next to us and talk smack, well guess what you won’t park with in 900 feet of me or any one in the DTC.

Again, commas around "well guess what". You got one, but there needs to be one after the phrase, also. Don't forget that "within" is one word, as is "anyone."

Don’t get it twisted we run that lot.

Again with the commas. You need one after "twisted".

If we don’t like you we will remove.

"remove" is a transitive verb and requires a direct object.

If don’t go peacefully then FED EX security will remove you.

"Go" is an English verb and requires a subject. You may or may not speak an asian language that doesn't require a subject, but since English seems to be your second language I'll point this out.

Now you can fight them but then the police will remove you.

Two independant clauses need a comma between them. Is your keyboard broken, perhaps?

* snip comments about futher comma violations, I'm bored *

because I will need some to ridicule for 5 hours so it might as well be you bitches!!!

"some" should probably be "someone." I'll chalk that one up to a typo.

so I can put my dick in their month-

"Month?" WTF? I'm trying to imagine how you could put your dick into a "month."

Where's the GrammarChecker when you need them?

Hey Gibby,
You wouldn't happen to be the scrawny Eminem wannabe from Maryland with the gloves and stupid DTC head band on would you? I'll be there with my Hugh D. jersey and cowbell on. Make sure you have your girlfriends smoot21 and cowboykilla with you too, you'll need someone to help take you to the hospital.

I'll be at the game too and will abosultely, positively be parking along the grassy hillside in lot F51. Thanks for the photos numbnuts, I'll study them a little more so that I can maybe take one of their exact spots. I'll be cruising down the night before with 6 other dudes (partying in DC) and we'll be in their lot early, hopefully by 10 am. I've already let my boys know about these clowns. Anybody eff's with us physically and we will defend ourselves, nuff said. It'd be fun to LEVEL these pussies.

I can't wait to hear what garbage these guys think they can spew at a team that's 11-1 and has owned them for the last, oh 10 years. HA!

Anyone else think it's incredibly gay that this guy claims to be the "president"? Do they have yearly elections? Who's the treasurer? What a bunch of tools!

THE LEVELER

Let me set the record straight…I don’t believe in talking shit on the computer. That is why I invited you. Not so I could cook for you, even thought you all probably can not afford a hamburger or a beer. It is to destroy you verbally and watch you get frustrated, because you can’t be to smart since you didn’t even get a GED. Don’t worry we out number you guys as well if you are thinking about gettin griddy!!

Uber...nice!

There is no way that guy is for real, someone from the Level must have posted that to add some entertainment to the week. If he is for real...good Lord. Next he'll be asking us to Tea-bag him.

>Not so I could cook for you


Put your Eagles apron on and cook me a burger and get me a COLD beer pronto

Bet you're dying for an edit button, aren't you?

No, he's dying for Sunday to arrive faster.

Let me set the record straight…

Oh, it's far to late for that. Your new nickname here is "Dick Month."

>It is to destroy you verbally

If you talk as well as you write it won't be much of a contest.

Whatever kid, Just make sure your boys have a camera so Bang can make a cartoon of me smacking you all around the parking lot.

GUESS WHERE I'M PARKING!?? GUESS WHERE I'M PARKING! GUESS WHERE I'M PARKING!!!!


ARE YOU EFFIN NUTS YOU LITTLE TOOL!?!

Not only will i attempt to join my group of levelers up with Hulk and THE LEVELER, but I will outright guarantee you that I will park my truck RIGHT IN YOUR EXACT SPOT, and we wont move til you hand deliver me MY BITCH! ART'S MY BITCH!

MAYBE THEN, ONLY MAYBE mind you, you can stay and park somewhere else within "900 yards" of us. I'll have to confer with the other members of "my cabinent"- oh wait, Im not a knuckleshufflin doof who appoints himself President and has a 'board' for an effin message board.


DTC - DC TOOLS CONVENTION? You and your boys SMOOT and ART are all laffable. Seriously. I go down every yr to the Birds 9th home game, and never indulge in any fistacuffs etc and am not planning on it either. You all bitch so much about the "tough philly crowds of heathens who love to fight, act classless etc" but look at the way you're talkin, unbelievable. Guess if I were a Skins fan, id welcome death too.

Question: What are you goin to do if we beat you to the lot? Last yr, it was 3 lines 50 cars deep, TAILGATIN IN LINE TO GET INTO THAT CRAPPY ASSED LOT 4 hours before theyd let us in- 7 hours before kickoff.

Effin Bud Bundy talkin smack. OK TERRIFIC!


Horses' ass.

'"Month?" WTF? I'm trying to imagine how you could put your dick into a "month."'- Uber

You may want to ask Ward Cleaver, ub.

A. You wont park in our spots.
B. Nobody wants to start fights, two NFCEAST teams fans will talk shit, there wont be any fighting.
C. Great job, your 11-1, probably will host the Championship game only to lose for the fourth time in a row.
D. Great job talking shit on a message board. Who cares? Its a message board.

If you guys want to come over to our parking area, then do it. Its a free country. I dont care. But dont start saying you going to park in our spots. Cause you wont. Just go to the game and have fun. Quit flexing your muscles on a message board.

The fact that you know who we are, where we tailgate, and where we park, makes me feel great. We are accomplishing something.

At the end of the day, you know us, but we dont know you.

Have fun at the game, and if you come by F-51, get ready to get an earful, but we wont start fights.

I wanted to put my dick in a month all the way back in high school.


April Collins.

"If you guys want to come over to our parking area, then do it. Its a free country. I dont care. But dont start saying you going to park in our spots. Cause you wont. Just go to the game and have fun. Quit flexing your muscles on a message board."

I'm not going to be there, and I have no idea what will happen, but your boy came here strting shit- I didn't see anybody from here on Extremeskins saying they were gearing up to kick some ass.

Just sayin'

We are accomplishing something.

Unlike the Redskins...

I just hope you know your tailgate spot, not to mention your stadium, is going to be besieged by a sea of green come Sunday afternoon. You and Bud Bundy won't even be able to find each other to lament the sad state of your franchise and its fans. So yes, you're accomplishing something-- you're motivating even more Eagles fans to make the trip. Good work.

The fact that you know who we are, where we tailgate, and where we park, makes me feel great.


The only reason we know where you park and tail gate is because some jagoff named Gibby posted it here today.

Nobody here gives a shit who you are.

F Dallas, good pt.

Had, President McGeek not come over here to "set us straight" nobody would give a crap about their little tree house and the women haters club theyve got goin on over there.

Methinks these knobs were all once, you guessed it, LOCKER STUFFIN.


Bah-roo-tull.

A. We'll park wherever we want, no one is gonna stop us.

B. Never back pedal, it shows weakness. If your gonna talk smack back it up.

C. "WE" are not 11-1. The team we cheer are.

D. I don't need to come to a opposing fans site talking smack. Your "Prez" did.

Its not hard to know who you are when you use your handle from ES, have your pics on the site and tell us where you park, as we do ourselves. Don't flatter yourself. We will stop by. I'll take my burger medium well. Last but least......


ART IS SETH'S BITCH!!!!!!!

10! 10! 10! 10!


And as for accomplishing something, how bout gettin a decent site admin for the Deadbeat club or whoever "y'all" are. I wanted to get a looksee at some of your guys over there, and the entire site is down. DId someone hack into the Dick Tasters Club's site or something? I went to MEMBERS and clicked- nada. Whats the deal man? Cmon Hollow Tree boy- get that site up. Now. Go. Hurry!

gibby56: "It is to destroy you verbally and watch you get frustrated, because you can’t be to smart since you didn’t even get a GED."

As a matter of fact, I have a PhD in Physical Chemistry and would be more than happy to get into a verbal sparring match with you. However, I didn't need a GED to know that it should be spelled "be TOO smart," you illiterate moron. You should be so lucky that I live 10282800 feet from DC.

That's 1947.5 miles to you, jackass.

I'll throw my J.D. in with NM's Ph.D.

Gibby probably went to Anacostia H.S., if he went at all.

Looking forward to "chatting" with you on Sunday evening, Gibby.

Me and my friends aren't going there looking for a fight, but if anyone lays a finger on any of us they'll be seeing their dentist on Monday.

DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR SHOE SHINE BOX YOU LITTLE BITCH!

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