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I thought about it, and I kinda like Smoot21 Bitch. I mean, you have to admire his guts. He humiliates himself himself over and over again ... he's clearly outmatched in a battle of wits ... he's an embarrassment to his team ...

yet he KEEPS COMING BACK for more.

THEN, he tops it off by doing a battle rap that makes us all feel embarrassed for him. This is like a twisted TO here. I'm watching just to see what he'll do next, after his next touchdown of ignorance.

Is this guy amazing or what?

is that how they bust raps in the nation's cap? slide down south let me show you where it's at.

pussy.

Who left the fucking door unlocked?

Do you think he'll be signing autographs at the game, uber?

This whole thread is a train wreck thanks to these guys. Fortunately I have the whole weekend to review and catch up on all the action.

CELEBRITY ASSCLOWN SMACKDOWN!

This weeks matchup:

SMOOTY 21 BITCH aka FUCKPHILLY

vs.

EAGLEGURL aka JAH-SHU-WAH

Tune in folks, for some no holds barred hair pulling, scratching and pillow biting!

ONLY $37.50 ON PAY PER VIEW!

Do you think he'll be signing autographs at the game, uber?

I doubt it. That would require that he be able to write. So far, it almost looks like he just rolls his head across the keyboard and hits "Submit". But, that may be because the fat chick is gnawing on his arms.

This whole thread is a train wreck thanks to these guys.

A beautiful, glorious train wreck.

Thanks for the props.

Like I said yesterday, you guys are our biggest fans!

We love each and everyone of you guys!

Without you, we wouldnt be here today at this magnificant message board entertaining you yokels.

I will be signing autographs before the agtes open, once its 4 oclock, its game time, and I am not allowed to sign autographs.

Thats not my rules, but the PROFESSIONAL TAILGATERS ASSOCIATION (PTA) rules.

But, I will be signing autographs for anyone who wants one in front of the gates!

I will be bringing 8x10's and some Smoot21 memrobilia, including but not limited to, my original Smoot jersey, Addidas Authentic, my boxers from the Benagals game this year, the socks I am wearing right now, and a condemn I use fucking Uberdorks Japanese girlfriend.

Thank you!

Uber, I'll send you the bill for fixing my computer, after spitting my drink all over my keyboard having read that. Hilarious.

> and a condemn I use fucking Uberdorks Japanese girlfriend.

She's Korean. I'm having dinner with 2 Japanese girls tonight.

I have to get caught up on this fat chick thing. Is that the girl with the arm fat that I identified in the pic of Smooty and Art? Is that who Smooty gets laid by?

I don't who to feel sorry for in that relationship. It's like Jack Sprat and his fat ass wife.

I don't who to feel sorry for in that relationship.

Good point. One that I hadn't really thought about.

My guess is that 21 is actually our favorite poster's age, and when he hits 29 he'll be about 450 pounds and will be paying double fare on airplanes. Actually, his parents will be paying his double fare on airplanes.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Done yet Uberdork?

With your 1998 Mustang that worth 6K?

Shut the fuck up

> Done yet Uberdork?

Not even close. I've got a bit more work to do and I'm not meeting those Japanese girls for an hour or two so I've got time to sit around and put you in your place a bit more.

Uberdork. It took you all f**kin day to think of that one. Truly amazing.

I can't believe I'm pining for the old days when our trolls and mischief makers were at least witty.

> With your 1998 Mustang that worth 6K?

It's actually worth more. It's got low milage because I live here in Manhattan and don't drive my car very often. I get to walk everywhere, which ensures that I'll never be mistaken for surfacing marine life like your girlfriend.

23 pages of nothing. Almost like watching Seinfeld reruns for the past three years.

Carry on fellas.

"Word up to yo dead mama!" - D-sly

BWWAAAAAAAAA!!!HAHAHAHAHA!

It doesn't matter. This thread will probably get deleted soon anyway.

Yup Dean-o,
When the rif-raf stop by, this place turns into the offical site MB...

And just think it will get worse in the playoffs (sans the DTwhatevers)

I for one would love to see this thread stay.

But if you gotta delete it, please archive it somewhere! Maybe a special section on the site to view "classic threads".

A glorious train wreck indeed.

Uber, don't forget about that snakehead fish they found in MD that were brought over from Asia. Apparently they are able to travel across land.

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Publications/ZooGoer/2004/2/snakehead.cfm

Someone call the Smithsonian. I've positively identified Smoot's woman as the World's Largest Snakehead Fish:

From Asia - Check
Walks on land - Check
Lives in MD - Check

As a scientist, I must say the evidence is undeniable.

Snake head? Shit that was the funniest shit i have even seen in my life.

There is no way you made that up?

Snakehead? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Snakehead!

You da man, you da man

Duh Smoot21 bitch duh duh duh Dick Taster Crew duh duh duh

You yokels have provided me with many a laugh today.

You did a good job today boys. Go eat a steak and cheese with CheeseWiz and watch bacis cable in your row house, or in that chinese kids case, his cool NY pad with Yoko Ono.

Thanks, Woody!

Im Gene Shallott now, BYE

No... you're just a douche

Thanks Woody?

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