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300 deep.... funny... and to think, you started out w/ just 6 people 2 years ago...

yeah, found this on Extreme Skins... Smoots little recruiting pitch:

"ATTENTION REDSKIN FANS

It is I, the one you call Smoot21. Smoot21 isnt real happy right now. Smoot21 doesnt really like to come home and see the Cowboys all over his message boards. What is the deal? Who's watching the back door? Why are these yokels here? I will tell you what. It is on. Lets get down to business.

The Dead Tree Crew is recruiting. Thats right, the most exclusive Redskin fan club is looking for a few good men (and some hot girls) for the team. Prerequisites are, must have some gear, must bring some beer. That rhymes and you know it. No really both those things are needed. You also need to be a good "turf defender" What that means is, well lets say we are under the dead tree at Fed Ex Field and some Eagle fan goes up the hill to take a piss. I need a guy that will run up the hill, hit him with a forearm shiver and dance around the idiot chanting Hail To The Redskins. Is that you? If not, don't respond on this thread. We have six already and there is no limit on troops. You don't have to be big, just creative. Lurman your out, so don't post on this thread. This season is going to be bigger than somthing big. Weaklings, need not to post on this either. Whos with me? Whos hardcore? Lets roll!!!!!!!


ARRINGTON, ARRINGTON
DARRELL, DARRELL, DARRELL, DARRELL
CHAMP-CHAMP-CHAMP-CHAMP

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12424&highlight=DTC

looks like the about the same 6 people in all the pictures i've seen from this year .. with a few random passerbyers mixed in.... scary

Must be comething special if they have to recruit people to be their friends.

I can see Smoot21 putting the "forearm shiver" on a girl scout so Art can steal some shortbreads, but that's about it.

BWAH!

CLASSIC!

I wonder if Smoot wears Joe Gibbs Official Redskin Underoos?

I wonder if Smoot wears Joe Gibbs Official Redskin Underoos?

NTFF!

I take it back. You haven't been outed, your whole crew has officially been clowned.

"I'm Chevy Chase's most wanted, y'all"

10!! 10!! 10!!!

I find it hard to believe, I need a guy that will run up the hill, hit him with a forearm shiver and dance around the idiot chanting Hail To The Redskins. Is that you? you mean to tell me you would have the balls to do it yourself??? Well I guess that's why you're "looking for a few good men " ( sounds kinda Village People to me) Recruit other guys to try and do what you would love to be able to do but can't what a group of fucking pussies.

Nah, Smoot will just punch you with his Dan Snyder Gold Plated Free Agent Decoder Ring...

and then run like hell in the opposite direction.

And this little nugget from Smoot's boy Cowboykilla ... who apparently is one of the founding memeber of the "crew" ...

this was from a few years ago... before the MNF Spurrier guppy lips game... damn that was fun watching them flock outta their own stadium in the 3rd quarter... their tone seems to have changed since then...

"you're ready to hold it down with the craziest, most hardcore Redskins fans of all time. There are under 40 days until the September 16th massacre. I say we make it famous and take out at least 50 eagles fans. Lets make it a proud day in Redskins history. Smoot, how about a party for either the Arizona game, or the Eagles game? We'll make our "Holiday Punch"

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12424&highlight=DTC

...and low and behold.... here is their security blanket... apparently a few have an in with the local security guards... and there you have it...

"The Dead Tree Crew knows some of the security guards, so we can usually get in a half hour early before everyone else at 8:30. The gates to stadium parking open at 9 though, so that's when we can all arrive"

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14156&highlight=DTC

[translation... we like to talk a bunch of shit on message boards and then yell through our bullhorn in the parking lot w/ the saftey in knowing that if somebody actually calls us on our bullshit the local security is there to help us out.... how did Mayor Smooty phrase it .. "The repecussions and consequenses will be swift and forceful." ... just not by anyone in the DTC but by the local authorities... ]

I don't think you could make shit up funnier than this...

This is my favorite post from the link EagleinMD provided by cowboykilla:

"Swampskins and LB43, you all seem like you're ready to hold it down with the craziest, most hardcore Redskins fans of all time. There are under 40 days until the September 16th massacre. I say we make it famous and take out at least 50 eagles fans. Lets make it a proud day in Redskins history. Smoot, how about a party for either the Arizona game, or the Eagles game? We'll make our 'Holiday Punch'"

Or maybe it's this one from this smoot21 tool:

"My man! LB43 you are welcome anytime. Does your hot girlfriend have hot girlfriends? Last time I was in FedEx I copped some head in my Suburban. Once you have a BJ in the parking lot, nothing less is acceptable. See you there LB43."


These guys are a walking Jerry Springer show.

I think its safe to assume that anybody who is older then 10, and has watched a single football game in the NFL, realizes that any team has a chance to win any game they play. This theory sort of applies to any competitive endeavor....anyway, that being said is it possible for the kind folks at ES to beat the "Any Given Sunday" horse to death any more then they already have? Why does every single one of those dupes insist on placing a disclaimer that- "On any given Sunday any given team has a shot at winning," - before every single one of their predictions. Consider that notion implied and carry on with your dilusions of grandeur and chest thumping.

Notic Smoot says HE COPPED SOME HEAD instead of having his head copped?

I wonder if Art was the recipient and if Smoot banged his head on the steering wheel?

"My man! LB43 you are welcome anytime. Does your hot girlfriend have hot girlfriends? Last time I was in FedEx I copped some head in my Suburban. Once you have a BJ in the parking lot, nothing less is acceptable. See you there LB43."

Saddest, most transparent bullshit I've ever seen.

Ever.

ENY, that's kind of rude... he could be telling the truth... maybe he brought his sister or mom, you never know; or like sly said maybe it was that time "ART" came for a "visit" So please ENY try and take the high road, don't be so judgemental...

This is just so god damn embarrassing. I don't know whether I should laugh or cry.

How is it that a gang can:

1. Come to an oposing team's message board and start making threats out of the blue

2. Have two other friends say "we didn't mean it"

3. Get irritated because everyopne makes fun of you

4. Decide it's back to phony toughness and idle threats?

Seriously...just weak.

Daddysly wrote: "Notice Smoot says HE COPPED SOME HEAD instead of having his head copped?"


BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA! Nice call D-sly, that's one of the funniest things I've ever read!

HOOOOOO MO ... HOOOOOO MO ... HOOOOOO MO!

If there really is a dead tree in this particular section of the parking lot, may I suggest that someone bring a big AXE to this party...

How about a cordless Dremel drill?

You can carve a nice big Eagles logo on it.

Or at least piss on it.

By the way, I noticed for the first time on Sunday that Trotter's picture on the big screen has him holding an axe. So great.

It figures these assholes would congregate around the one tree in whole the lot where every stray critter comes FROM MILES AROUND to lift it`s leg.

And they thought that smell was team spirit!

I can't stop laughing, F-Dallas.

Really, this is too much.

http://community.webshots.com/album/138607213LsaBxY

Skinsfan44, that's a great room you have.

It's awful nice of your parents to let you sleep in their basement at your age.

That "only sign of life in Dallas" sign is pretty funny, though.

I will absolutely give the first shot to anyone in the DTC, forearm shiver or whatever- 1 shot, 1 guy, youre best guy, no question, the catch is you cant effin run or call in your clowns in yellow jackets when its my turn. Stay there and take what comes. The 1st man in on your behalf will get it worse. And your friends may be on the Fed Ex Security staff, you have NO CLUE who youre out here yappin at. None. Last i checked, EVENT STAFF aint the final authority in ny jurisdiction.

I represent NOBODY, have no banner, no club name, I hold no office on an effin message board, dont wear my shirt backwards, dont give head in a pkg lot, & nobody over there in the Dick Tasters Club scares me. How can you fear a threat thats retracted within 2 hours of the gauntlet being thrown down by other members? How can you respect people who hide behind EVENT STAFF? How can you take seriously 6 guys who play cards and later wack off to B Porn on Skinamax together on Friday Nts in Smoots' Moms basement (hollah!) & need to openly recruit people in the 11th hour? Gimmie a break.

Guys, I hope I see you on Sunday. You know, to have FUN.

"I like my burger medium rare,................. and shoved up Smoots ass,yo.......Word?"

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