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Those pictures of the DTC look like a bunch of pansies. They're supposed to be intimidating? I'm psyched, this is my 4th year going to the game at FedEx and I don't see why it will be any different than any other year.

This site apparently has a lot of DTC info/posts:

http://mb9.scout.com/bcpndhardcore
http://mb2.theinsiders.com

Not sure if those links will work, but just search on google for them. The google search I did gave this description:
"Who are the DTC?' you ask. Come inside and find out, and get ready to meet the
most harcdore Redskins crew on the net!"

You have to register, but what the hell. We have a couple days left to laugh at these idiots. My membership is currently "under review" - someone else should also try in case I don't meet their high standards. Yo.

All the ones I posted came from here: http://mb9.scout.com/bcpndhardcore

and yeah, had to register...

I don't do the IM thing, and am not all that up to date with the different slang out there on the net, but does anyone know what DTC stands for (not related to the Skins gang)?

I came across a group of message board images with pictures of asses and things jammed in asses, and from the look of it- "DTC" has something to do with asses or ass penetration, in some form of internet slang.

Any help would be appreciated on this one, becauise I'm lost...

In this Freestyle thread, you will pick a hater, and get one rap to destroy them.

Below are the list of haters, you can only choose one hater at a time, and once that hater has been selected, that hater is no longer available.
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Smoot21 wrote:

Yo

Yo

There he go, there he go
This redneck right here, he's a ho
Inbred yokel named, PowerPro
If I ever see him, he will catch a bo
He gets beat down at FedEX if he shows
Now you know
That we know
That you know
Yous a ho
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Cowboykilla wrote:

Sayin these dudes can get pussy is just tellin fibs
But you forgot the gayest of the gay: the fan of Joe Gibbs
Well, JoeGibbsFan is his official handle choice
Smoking pole so much that he's losing his voice
Tried to come against us in the chat with Brandon
But Smoot crushed Joe's ass now he's high and never landin'
The DTC has this @#%$ flyin south for the winter
Lightin' Minorah's and suckin dick you know this nigga's a sinner
I'll stomp on this BITCH with Tim's and custom shoelaces
But let him live long enough for him to live out his disgraces
I think JoeGibbsFan lives in a pile of newspapers
His prized possession is a 7 year old plastic ice scraper
The one last remnant of a pathetic span of life
He's now so low, a stray terrier is his wife
JoeGibbsFan is a GUMP and on me he tried to flex
But I left him for dead and the only statement is: NEXT

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Smoot 21 wrote:

Yo

Yo

Now this is about a mark ass, that causes me static
He is wack as @#%$, name is Doggmatic
Do you know who you're fucking with son?
Jimmy McGoldtooth, Jimmy Boombada, and Smoot21
I roll with DTC in my black Z-71
Thats a Tahoe
Your mom, she swallows
my big ass dick
I fucking hate you, you make me sick
But thats okay,
I know you're gay
And I will beat the @#%$ out of you any--way
Cause your one that hates on the DTC
Knowing damn well, you wanna be like me
Yo Dogg I'll stomp you with my new blue boot
Or I just might shoot,
and when I shoot Dogg, I shoot to execute
you will wake up dead, thanks to smoot

You fucking @#%$

like R Kelley, Im a piss on you
Piss all over your gear, even your face
Then laugh, you just got jacked in my parking space
At FedEx Feild, thats DTC @#%$ boy
When me and my boys beat you, it will bring us joy
Thats when we laugh, and give eachother dap
Paremidics arrive, your just a pile of crap
I swear, out of all those that post
I wanna beat Doggmatics ass the most
Your a hater, straight out the textbook
Throw your ass in a fire and watch you cook,
And burn, I hope you bleed
Watch your life pass, while im smoking weed
Thats the dro
Last night I @#%$ your little sister in the ass, she my HO
Smoot21 rocks the Polo, the Gucci and the Guess
look what I got, Doggmatics e-mail address
Yeah. Thats right bitch I got it, so suck my dick
Open your @#%$ tommorow, and pitch a hissy fit
and see, what I just enrolled you in
you started this war, and I have just begin
to fight, your ass is whack,
Got the whole DTC behind my back
Yeah I know, Smoot is vile
But your still in hater denial
I aint Eminem, but your body parts will be distributed for 8 miles
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Here's the link, maybe this will work .... http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:_WEVJuS7WfoJ:mb9.theinsiders.com/fcpndhardcorefrm37.showNextMessage%3FtopicID%3D70.topic+Dead+Tree+Crew+DTC+Redskins&hl=en


It's basically Smoot21 and Cowboykilla rapping back and forth. There's a lot more there too, too much to cut & paste.

This is a good one .... another fan calls out Smoot21 - here's his reply:

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Your whack, thats is why

On September 4th, you might die

This is a freestyle thread, so pick a hater

Wait, your the biggest, so see you later

Your a pussy, you should put on a blouse

You don't have to go home, but get the fukk out of my Tree House

If you want to respond, do it in a rap

If its not, ill delete that crap

The funny thing is, your reading my forum

I guess the only thing in your life is gay porn or bordem

This is your warning, dont @#%$ with me

Hate to see you get beat on the DVD

Oh sh!t, Smoot did it again

I break you skull with a bottle of Gin

And just watch you bleed, cant phase 21 when hes smoking weed

And that all the time, dead or alive

See me and my boys coming down 495

In that big black truck

Screaming GET THE @#%$

Out of our way

Did I mention, I @#%$ your mother yesterday?

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Later Smoot21 writes:

I am the best rapper, I am Smoot21

Your @#%$ is weak son, you need to hit up ryhmeing 101

Your the king of haters, did I say King? I meant queen

Why the @#%$ you trying to act so god damn mean?

Your @#%$ is weak, but it was a good laugh

Don't write checks, your sorry ass cant cash

I am seriuos T, you don't know me

Or my boys, the DTC

Thats the Dead Tree Crew

Smash Philly fans, Cowboy fans and even YOU

If you get out of line

I would rap more, but you aint worth the time

NEXT

Precisely why rap battles should be against the law.

Jaw, meet floor.

This is all stuff from the cached google search - pretty easy to find. In this one it appears that they're introducing themselves. To who I have no idea ...

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THIS IS COWBOYKILLA'S "BIO":

Also known as: DTC #11, Novacaine, Bread, The Doctor, Double R, Ry, R Squared, Big Red, The FedEx Maniac

Official 2003-2004 Gear: 2003 White Customized Patrick Ramsey #11 jersey over my burgundy Redskins under armor, over the 1991 NFC Champions T shirt, over a hanes white wife beater. Couple that with a black Redskins skully under a burgundy Redskins headband (May be switched to Redskins bandana under any one of 9 Redskins knit caps. Footwear: Black Nike Air Force Ones with Redskins shoelaces over white Redskins socks.

Favorite All-Time Redskin: Art Monk
Favorite Current Redskin: Patrick Ramsey

Favorite DTC moment: Jeans Jacket Joseph fight, or the porta potty shot heard around the world.

Trademark: Cherry Red Louisville Slugger on my shoulder, or laying down in front of opposing teams' fans' cars in order to block their entrance into F51.

The future for Dr. Cowboykilla: Looking ahead to beating down Eagles/Cowboys fans in F51. The offseason workout is coming along nicely and me and LKWY have been using a practice dummy to take swings on with the baseball bat. We put a Joey Galloway shirt on the dummy. The DTC is growing in large part to our following at games. More and more people are requesting spots to tailgate next to the DTC because they know they wont have to listen to the bullsh*t from Eagles, etc fans. In the future, I hope to expand past F51 and make the FedEx Field parking lot an unwelcome place for opposing teams fans.

"I'll stomp on this BITCH with Tim's and custom shoelaces"

What the fuck? His shoelaces are tinted with hydraulics?

********* MUST READ ***********

HOLY SHIT - You guys gotta read this one. This is Smoot21's "bio". His favorite Redskin ever is Heath Shuler, I shit you not.

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SMOOT21

Also known as: Jimmy Boombada, Jimmy McGoldtooth, Charlie Blue Boots, C-Smooth, C-Skillz and C-Ya Heard Me

Offical Game Gear: Well it varies, depending on my mood. Always rock the Smoot jersey, Retro sometimes, Autographed White others, been known to gear up with about four differant hats in the parking lot, I have over 100 in my collection. Also been known to wrap my dome piece up in Fed Ex Feild tape, thats my @#%$.

Favorite Redskin ever: Heath Shuler

Favorite Current Redskin: Fred "The man/Trade bait" Smoot

Trademark: Backwards Smoot jersey and a sharp tounge.

Favorite DTC moment: Our first game, Cheifs/Redskins home opener, the DTC is formed, we were on Fox5 pregame show. Beat that suckers!

Seriously- I'm not making these...I found them in a google image search:



Exhibit A.

I can only hope this jackass who needs a bat on his shoulder, lays down in front of my vehicle.

PS- do they know that with all their own quotes so readily accessible, with their threats towards Eagles fans, we're all basically now IN THE EFFIN CLEAR should anything go down? HELLLLOOOOOOO SELF DEFENSE!

This is too classic. What a bunch of jobless slobs.

What is he, an effin action figure? His gear.

OKAY TERRIFFIC!~


Fag.

"Precisely why rap battles should be against the law."

I'm obviously ok with battle raps, just not bad ones like theirs.

From about a year ago.... this is from Cowboykilla's year in review:

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"This last game, the Eagles tailgate, was a fun one. While bittersweet, because we won't see our tailgating friends for a while, it was good to get into it with the Philly fans. They are b*tches but they bring it, and I like a challenge. I'll take Philly fans at FedEx over Tampa Fans anyday. In Smoot21's absence, I really stepped it up. Hail to the Redskins was played maybe 15 times and sung by everyone in F-51. I was rocking the iced out Redskins pendant and the new Coles jersey, just to have the chain broken, and the jersey ripped in a fight during a chug and jump:

My crew was rolling into the stadium doing the first of two chug and jumps when an Eagles fan lined up in a 3 point stance across from me. I figured he was joking, and would get the hell out of my way after finishing the beer. I ran by him, only to be blindsided by him in the back as I tried to jump the fence. I turned, and stuck that b*tch in his face. His crew jumped on me, strangling me, but the flamer still had my chain and jersey. The jersey is stretched out and the chain broken, but he walked away bloody, and I stood up fresh. I requested a one on one fight, but he backed down. The stadium was fun, we ordered brew all game so the post-game tailgate would be fun as well, and it was. We ended the season with a bang (literally), and it was thanks to the great people we tailgated with.

It's sucks that we have to go through an entire off season with hanging out, but if we all practice, we can become better tailgaters next year."
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tailgating practice ?????

Linc

Now, if anyone wants to experience a hardcore tailgate party, come to F-51 green stadium parking lot.

There you will find yours truly, along with the Dead Tree Crew. We are the most hardcore, diehard fans around. We have everyone around us all fired up. Along with the DTC chant, we also sing HTTR about a dozon times. One of us even brings a TV (to watch any early games if ours is a 4:00 game) along with an X-Box with Madden football.

Too effin funny. HARD CORE Madden football, yo! Got nothing against the game, but bringing it to a tailgate to show how hardcore you are? And, again, one of their members pimp their tailgate.

The reaction? The other Skins fans completely ignore this tool.

Google cached one thread.

Reckon Little Danny is having the stadium crew stock up on the CS gas this weekend. That is the only thing that will keep the Dead Tree Crew from getting their panties yanked over their heads -- again.

smoot chimes in:
Major differance between you and I............

You sing it

I bring it

This guy can't sound more Vanill Ice if he tried.

He probably gets no ass.

Probably?

Never gets ass, I can just tell.

What is it with these guys and dicks in the mouth and getting a guy's ass?

Cowboy fan slapping the DTC in passing.

Well, Dan, at the very least the usual level of smack in here is somewhat higher than shags is treating us to... seriously, his schtick makes it sound like he wandered in here directly from the AOL flame boards...

In fact, if he was a Skins fan, I'd say he's stupid enough to be part of the Dead Tree Crew...

Yeah you should read this crap ... here they're talking about getting old or something - it's garbage but still funny. Like a train wreck, I can't look away.

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Cowboykilla wrote:

@#%$ man, I'm only in my sophomore year in college, and I'm already getting fatter than I used to be. Heaven help me when I get to be 25. Shnikes.

BUT seriously, we better see some crazy ass muthaphukkas up there on Sunday. LETS GET ROWDY. You heard it here first, I'm taking out a Giants fan.

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Here Cowboykilla comes to the defense of Smoot21 when he's called out:

Little does this chump know, by calling out smooty he calls out the entire DTC.

BUt Smoot, dont lie. You didn't have your dick in this fag's sister's mouth last night. That was mine. I do believe you had the other end.

GANGBANGED BY THE DTC.

CHAMP

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And yes, he did call him "Smooty"

F Dallas, thats effin classic!

They even have headgear!


Im lovin this.


TO ALL BUCS FANS: YOU ARE NO LONGER THE QUEEREST BUNCH OF SIMPS ON THE PLANET.


Congrats.

****************NEWS FLASH************


Apparently the "Dead Tree" fell over back in 2002.

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PitBull1 wrote:

Hey, is the DTC disbanding since the tree fell over?"

Cowboykilla replies:

Nah P dawg. We actually grew stronger. In times of tragedy, those effected by the loss must come together and unite. The Dead Tree is now a legend in the mind of the original crew, but will live on in our hearts, and the hearts of all of our new members....forever.

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They're honoring a rotting, decaying tree in their little club's name. BWAAAAAA!!!

SETH, NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!??

BUt Smoot, dont lie. You didn't have your dick in this fag's sister's mouth last night. That was mine.

Did this guy just say Smoot had his dick in his mouth?

Seriously, I'm not even bustin- just posting examples to what I was talking about earlier- DTC has some kind of gay slang meaning on the net...



Ex. B

Ammonia filled super soakers? HARD CORE!

And the hits just keep on coming..... f_d .. that is the funniest shit i've seen all week.....

here is there replies to a poster called bdawk last year:
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Well, just a number of hours remain in the '03 season for you stupid DTC @#%$...'04 Super Bowl predictions to begin soon.
What a bunch of losers you all are... - bdawk
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RiggoRanger
44 Da Man!
Posts: 663
Posted: 12/27/03 1:40:31 pm
Re: Ready for excuses...
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Yo Dawk,

tell your moms to get my laundry done. Tha biatch is slippin', yo.


Edited by: RiggoRanger at: 12/27/03 1:41:19 pm

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cowboykilla -
Advisor to the Fed Ex Mayor &
FedEx Parking Lot Coordinator
Posts: 1286
Posted: 12/28/03 1:11:56 pm
Re: Ready for excuses...
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That's alright, no class expected here.

Just take your @#%$ made prankster a$$ home. Who the @#%$ invited you here? Who wants you here? Who are you impressing by coming here?
No one.
No one.
aaaaaaaaaand:
No one.

You're a total homo and I wish you had have gone to the game last night so I could have dented your face just like that other Eagles fan.

DTC 4 LIFE
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skinsfan44
DTC Head of Security
Posts: 223
Posted: 12/29/03 8:07:15 am
Re: Ready for excuses...
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BDawk is a b!tch.

I told him if he was a "Real fan" he should come to the game on 12/27. I told him he should then come to F-51.

He didn't do either.

He knew if he did, he would have gottin his a$$ kicked.

Damn, I told him where we were, and that he better back up what he says, but like I expected, he was a no show.

Pu$$y.

Go hide behind your moma's skirt, little boy.
BEER!!!! The Breakfast of Champions.

Edited by: skinsfan44 at: 12/29/03 8:08:40 am
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gotta love the guy who plans multiple outfits for a game a week in advance callin somebody else a homo...

and skinsfan44 who was mr. holier than thou over here on this board seems to have had a little more badass in his posts last year... a friggin trainwreck indeed.... i gotta get some work done

you gotta stop man, Your friggin killing me, IM about to go on ebay and buy tickets, just so I can wander over to ole F-51 and check these losers out. This is some of the funiest stuff ive seen in awhile.

"Yo Dawk,

tell your moms to get my laundry done. Tha biatch is slippin', yo.


Edited by: RiggoRanger at: 12/27/03 1:41:19 pm "


I love that he needed to edit that

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