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Sorry to hear that you don't want the tickets through the site DetroitSucks. I just found out that my friggin wife's family reunion is scheduled for that weekend and I have to go. The things I do for a little tang ... Anyway I've got good seats (2) in the lower level and am willing to part with them for a little over face value. Should be a helluva game.

What a sniveling little bitch...

Do you even know what site you're on???

This is NOT an Eagles fan site, this is HE 700 LEVEL EAGLES fan site, if you don't know the difference then you can't be a real Eagles fan... just go hang out at PE.com I think you'll like it... There nobody will be mean or say hurtful things...


bitch...


Where's Seth o Dean-o when you need a bat...

Dam typos

Should have read

THE 700 LEVEL EAGLES

Tattoo--You call me a sniveling little bitch? Listen to you, all you want to do is argue with me.

Rod--if you're serious and are willing to reconsider, I'd like to talk to you.

PSYCHE!!!!

Hahaha! Oh man, I can't believe you fell for that you NARC! I'm not married, I don't even have season tickets, and if I did I wouldn't sell them to a kook like you. Get bent NARC-BOY!

Burned.

Believe me, I have no intention of getting tickets through this site anymore but I am not going anywhere anytime soon.

Rod--if you're serious and are willing to reconsider, I'd like to talk to you.

Oh, don't worry we all believe you. Wow, you are a real winner. You talk tough and are begging your very next post. Don't let the door hit you on your bleeding vag on the way out.

I dunno. I kinda want this guy to stick around because I think he'll get under GGB's skin.

Well uber if that's the case then perhaps he'll be elevated just over the level of eg...

His dog eats his balls

(Whore Mode On)

Hey DetroitSucks... did you ever consider using one of these fine services to get tix?

Game Tickets

I feel... so... dirty.

(Whore Mode Off)

Yep, I got burned. Should have known better than that. "PSYCHE"? Man this board is living in the past. I know some parts of Jersey are still stuck in the 80s, but come on, I haven't heard that since 1990. Now that I've been burned, does that mean "it's hammer time" for Rod Steele. Throw a "schwing!" at me why don't you. I'm sure that will show my funky ass.

So now my 'vag' is bleeding, I'm to get bent and apparently have no balls, I must of caught something fierce from Miranda's skanky ass. Silly bitch.

Yes Johnson, I have tried to get tickets through there, but I thought I might be able to get them without paying through the nose. Guess I was wrong on that one.

Can't Touch This

Okay, this guy bores me now, which sucks because I always buy Fords.

I must of caught something fierce from Miranda's skanky ass.

If you only knew how stupid you are looking right now. I wouldn't worry if I were you about catching anything from me. Honestly, I won't tell anyone, I promise, have you ever been with a sober girl who didn't ask Visa or Mastercard beforehand?


'Mo

Oh, luring them with Halloween candy doesn't count either.

"..but I thought I might be able to get them without paying through the nose."


Cause for sure all of you strangers wouldnt think me begging and feel sorry for me that Im stuck here in Detroit, and making that big long drive (hopefully!!) so you'd hook me up!

Never mind that you likely would much rather sell any extras you have to your friends and fellow posters whom you've known here for years and talk to daily- screw them- I'll be making that long drive (hopefully! Cross your fingers for a fellow Eagle fan fellas!!)



Ugh. Just the worst.

Hey Narc, say hi to Axle Foley from THE LEVELER. Clearly you're part of an elaborate undercover sting operation designed to halt scalping of NFL tickets. But we're too smart for your shenanigans.

Oh, and pull the banana out of your tailpipe! 'Mo!


Consider yourself LEVELED!

"I dunno. I kinda want this guy to stick around because I think he'll get under GGB's skin."


No Shot.

Clearly I am a narc with bananas in my tailpipe. You fuckers got me figured out good and I have now been 'levelled by The Leveler'. Is this the site's crime-stopping superhero, who also goes by the alias of Axle Foley? I get it...a Beverly Hills Cop reference, right? Fucking brilliant.

Miranda, Miranda, Miranda...yes, I sleep with whores. Unfortunately, they only take American Express. You should really do your research on that one. And the only whore who I've been able to pay with sugar and halloween candy is you sweetheart. I now know what you'll do for a Klondike bar. Silly bitch.

And what the fuck is with 'mo'? Is that a slam or something. Please let me know so I can be sure to take offense to it if it is.

"A turd that just won't flush."

WTF?!?! I definitely think you are a Taco Bell double flusher, ENY is right. I guess I should get used to being singled out by morons like you on this site. The irony of these two statements one after the other is just perfection.

Miranda, Miranda, Miranda...yes, I sleep with whores. Unfortunately, they only take American Express. You should really do your research on that one. And the only whore who I've been able to pay with sugar and halloween candy is you sweetheart. I now know what you'll do for a Klondike bar. Silly bitch.

And what the fuck is with 'mo'? Is that a slam or something. Please let me know so I can be sure to take offense to it if it is.

You want to hit on me with a Klondike Bar, be my guest, whatever floats your boat, doesn't make you any less pathetic, but only your sister can call me sweetheart. If you still can't understand why you are beyond pathetic, see Seth's post above. It is amazing that your postings almost make EG look intelligent. You seem like one of those guys that pay women to beat you at this point and paid with an AmEx card apparently. At least you get a family discount though.

Let me ask you something. If you walked into a bar looking for a six pack and get refused by getting your ass kicked, how would you respond? Is it, "Fine, I didn't want you to serve me anyway. I'm going to stay here instead so you can all take turns beating my ass while I stare at that guy in the corner. Then try to buy a drink from someone out of desperation only to find out it is O'Douls." If it isn't, why the hell do you do it here? Don't you have a family to beat or something?

Wow did I strike a nerve with Miranda or what? I am not only a turd that won't flush, but I am a taco bell double flusher. Hot damn! Do the dickwads on this site give medals out for something like that or just continue to refer to me as the great unflushable poo?

You can call me "pathetic" or incestual all you want, as I will refer to you as the dirty whore that you are. As long as we're on the same page with everything. Not sure about the whole paying women to beat me...never understood that whole kinky thing. As someone in the profession, maybe you could shed some light?

As for your bar analogy. First off, I don't buy my six packs in bars. (Never understood why PA does that anyway) Second, if I got turned down for a drink by getting sucker-punched... fuck the beer...I'm fighting back. I don't give it shit if one of those people is a chick. Someone wants to start something, fuck it...I'm game. If someone offers me a beer "out of desperation" and I find out it's O'Douls, I'd crack the bottle over their fuckin head as my gratitude and then go kick the shit out of the guy in the corner for looking at me funny.

Now if you'll excuse me silly bitch, I have go beat my family.

You're mama has an afro with a chinstrap.

Detroit,

Your number one mistake was the gay name. I mean come on you should have thought of something wacky or zany like "midwestern cocksucker". Let's be honest here do you think you could come into a message board of Eagles fans and not get torn appart? Stay home on 8 Mile with your god aweful chubby wife and little red headed Johnny.

Shit, had I used the name "DallasSucks", you would have hailed me as your god. How is your name "moneyshotz" any better, it's porn code for shooting jizz, but with a "z", so does that make you a rough-and-tough jerkoff?

I didn't think there were enough name characters for "midwestern cocksucker". Besides, I wasn't going for wacky. I only expected "EaglesSucks" to generate the kind of heat I'm getting now, but that wouldn't be right. And in no way have I ever sad anything negative about the Eagles. Why the fuck would I be here if I didn't like the Eagles?

And "You're mama has an afro with a chinstrap?" Keith, what kind of insult are you attempting to make? You fuckers need to take third grade grammar lessons. You meant to say "YOUR mama has an afro with a chinstrap." Unless you meant to you say that I AM a mama with an afro with a chinstrap. In which case...sure why not. Dumbfuck.

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